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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't push your luck when dealing with personal matters. Someone is likely to complain, meddle, or cause problems for you if you are too rigid about how you follow the rules. Keep an open mind and an open heart.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get involved in your community, or visit people you don't get to see that often. Reunite with old friends, or look up someone you once had feelings for. Taking a look back will enable you to move forward faster.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't wait when you should be taking action. An interesting relocation or trip to an unfamiliar destination will spark plenty of ideas that can help you diversify your life. Be realistic when it comes to affairs of the heart.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Discuss contracts, legal concerns, or health issues with someone you feel can give you greater insight into your options. Love and romance are highlighted, and putting time aside to socialize or be with someone special should be arranged.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Emotional matters are likely to surface if you have been withholding information. Taking an honest look at your choices will help you make a decision and move forward. Confronting a situation may not be pleasant, but it will allow you to move on.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Spend more time figuring out how to best arrive at your destination. An emotional situation that arises with one of your colleagues or someone you are connected to financially must be taken care of quickly.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Observe what others do before you make a move or share information. A change regarding a partner will turn out to be beneficial. Secure what you have worked so hard to achieve. Make choices based on facts. Excesses should be controlled.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You've got all the right moves, so don't let anyone play with your emotions or cause you to second-guess what you know in your heart you should be pursuing. It's time to be creative, relentless, and goal-oriented. Love is highlighted.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Incorporate strategy into your plans. Nothing will run smoothly if you aren't fully prepared to handle the unexpected. Show everyone how talented and adaptable you can be. Don't let an emotional situation come between you and someone you want to be with.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stand tall, and move forward. Look at your options and the people you know you can count on. A partnership with someone you feel intuitively connected to will help you expand your interests and secure a better position. Love is in the stars.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of your chores, and don't let what others do bother you. Focus on personal changes and improving your vocational position or dreams, hopes, and wishes. Learn from the experiences you encounter, and press forward with your plans.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make plans to expand your interests, finances, surroundings, or even your friendships. It's time to explore new avenues and to head into unfamiliar territory. Romance is on the rise, and making special plans with someone you love will enhance your relationship.


Common advice states:
"Take life one day at a time."
There's another way?

"Girlfriend" is a word,
but sometimes it becomes more. vThen, it's a sentence.

"Summer." Noun and name.
And to some, even a verb.
But not at my pay.

Eight years in college
with another two still left.
Then, on to grad school.

He looked Old Flame up.
Low on fuel, he stood her up.
Burnt, she beat him up.

You remind me of
a squirrel eating candy.
You are my "sweetcheeks."

Delicious revenge.
It is a dish best served cold.
Just like gazpacho.

CCR? A+.

Nightmare! Pulling hair!
Why do I dare bare a care
when their "they're" is "there"?

Sifting cat litter.
It's like prospecting for gold,
except it's for poop.

Up stairs, out of breath.
Down stairs, feelin' just dandy.
Must be the thin air.

Andrew R. Juhl,
you should write him a haiku;
he did so for you.

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