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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Concentrate on self-improvement, and refrain from getting into arguments or no-win situations. Back away from anyone putting pressure on you or trying to coerce you into taking on responsibilities that don't belong to you or benefit you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A mini-vacation or business/pleasure trip with someone you love will enhance your life and your relationship. Greater responsibility is likely to develop because of a choice you make. Don't change your mind once you've made a commitment.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Elaborate on what you have to offer. Diversifying and exchanging ideas will help you climb the professional ladder. Keeping up will not be difficult, but being consistent may pose a problem. Do your best to remain balanced and dependable.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Socialize; take advantage of any opportunity you get to show your talent, skills, and adaptability. Approach anyone you feel may benefit from what you have to offer, and be willing to modify whatever you do to suit the needs of others.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Prepare to make changes at home. Do what's best for everyone, even if it means a major adjustment for you. Taking on additional responsibility now may not be your first choice, but in the end, it will pay off.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You've got nothing to lose and everything to gain if you put your talent to work and dive into a project or venture full speed ahead. Don't worry about undecided individuals; focus on who is ready to move ahead.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Follow your heart and your intuition when it comes to work and relationships with your peers. Show your ability to adapt to whatever comes your way, but don't let anyone take advantage of your good nature or need to keep the peace.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Choose your friends and your interests based on what you enjoy doing most. Find a way to take your skills, and explore new ways to turn your talents into a moneymaking venture. Love what you do, and you will do well.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Let your charm and popularity enhance your position. A change in the way you live will bring pleasing results. Before sharing your ideas, make sure your plan is doable. Preparation is the key when it comes to success.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Follow your intuition when it comes to changes you want to make regarding how you earn your living. The key to greater security and stability will be using what you do best to the fullest. A partnership will be beneficial.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Budget wisely. Too much of anything will be your downfall. Discipline regarding your future and what you need to do in order to make positive personal changes should be your prime concern. The payoff will be well worth the effort.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let emotions stand between you and your success. A last-minute change must not be allowed to ruin your plans. Be prepared to compensate. Taking over will show onlookers how capable you are. Don't fear moving forward on your own.



HAIKU-A-THON 2013:

Spicy burrito …
Our joining, a blissful lunch.
Our parting? Pain. Much.

Slow, hazy morning.
Shouldn't have had that last beer.
Or the two after.

Harrumph. Shhhlllick. BAM! Eek!
Oh, onomatopoeia,
how I uh-huh you.

Won work award for
increasing efficiency.
(Was out sick all week.)

Hey, I'm just like you.
I walk one foot at a time …
… only on water.

J/K? OMG!
ROFLMAO!
IOU a lol!

I know cows ain't bright,
but someone ought to teach them
how to spell "chicken."

Christmas was always
odd after I saw Daddy
kissing Santa Claus.

Are you a foodie?
I ask for I, for one, am.
And I, for two, eat.

To be funny in
so few words is not easy.
As I have just shown.

A recent survey:
Nine out of 10 men agree:
"The last guy's a douche."

Andrew R. Juhl,
you should write him a haiku;
he did so for you.






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