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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look at partnerships, and size up what's required to give and receive. Not everyone will want the same thing you do, but with compromising, you will come to an agreement that satisfies those you must deal with.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You will be sensitive to the needs of others. Your interest in history, genealogy, foreign cultures, and philosophy will enhance your knowledge and help you make an important decision. Speak up, get along with your peers, and nurture important relationships.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on getting ahead. Size up any job you've been given, and find a way to dazzle whoever is involved with your input. You may want to make changes at home, but take your time. Plans must be executed with precision.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put your creative touch into anything you pursue. Making new friends or visiting places that offer you a different outlook will help you formulate your next move. Don't let a challenge stress you out — proceed with confidence and passion.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will face emotional situations that involve your home, family, and outside connections. Look over your financial papers, contracts, or unresolved settlements, and find a unique way to bring these matters to a close. Don't share information.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take care of matters that will help your community, a friend, or someone who can offer you something in return. An interesting opportunity is likely to arise through someone you used to work with. Check out your options.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let work get you down or become burdened by those asking for too much. Focus on acquiring knowledge, skills, or information that can help you move on to a better location or vocation. An unusual partnership will offer benefits worth considering.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your personal outlook will help you persuade others to see things your way. Go ahead and travel — it may help you seal a deal or give you greater insight into your options. A change will play in your favor. Let your intuition guide you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Get together with people you enjoy being around. You'll learn from an experience you encounter. A choice you have to make will be easier once you take a closer look at your options. Satisfy your needs, and make the appropriate changes.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Partnerships will be the key to personal and professional victory. Take an interest in what others do, and express your desire to take part. This will help you keep the peace and get you what you want. Nurture and take control.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get started; don't stop until you have completed what you set out to do. Experience will help you get past any problem you face. Draw attention to the positive things you have done to avoid being criticized.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make changes to your living arrangements, or make your surroundings more in line with your creative plans. There is money to be made. Draw up contracts or take care of any legal or financial matters so you can move forward.



HAIKU-A-THON 2013:

Predictive texting:
it won't let me ducking swear.
I think that's bull shiv.

A Swedish massage,
French-tip nails, Brazilian wax;
Date night at Outback.

The Perfect Husband:
loves his wife, works hard, provides,
keeps but one mistress.

My best advice for
batt'ling an unruly child:
protect your middle.

Hit a rocky patch,
But now back on my feet again.
(The bank took my car.)

My surprise pink slip
adds injury to insult:
gives me paper cut.

A facial tattoo?
I'm clearly not against them;
check out my eyebrows.

Sirloin, medium.
Can't lie: pretty tasty. But …
wish it were a large.

I shoot an arrow
in the air, and where it lands …
the cops have questions.

I snack on Dove bars.
Started it when but a child.
Ev'ry time I swore.

The "common" housewife:
Castle's Queen, Jack of all Trades,
Drinker Before Noon.

Andrew R. Juhl,
you should write him a haiku;
he did so for you.






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