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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You are best to focus on what you do best and forget about trying to please everyone around you. Social events should include some form of physical activities that will keep you out of trouble or help you make self-improvements.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Mingle with friends, relatives, or neighbors. What you learn from interacting with others will help you make an important decision regarding your home, family, and your future. Don't let your stubbornness stand between you and a good time.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): When it comes to earning a living or making donations, you are best not to make snap decisions that might jeopardize your financial future. Use your experience and know-how to find solutions to any work-related problem you face. Greater security is apparent.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Revisit the obstacles that stand in your way, and consider what it will take to work your way around whatever is holding you back. Making a subtle but strategic move will far exceed the results you get if you are impulsive.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Personal changes will make you feel good and raise your confidence. A change in the way you are treated will alter the way you treat others. Improving your surroundings or investments will result in greater accomplishments and satisfaction.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll impress new acquaintances with your intellect and knowledge. You can make financial gains, but you mustn't be too quick to extend a helping hand. Offer suggestions, not cash, if someone is looking for a handout. Protect a good idea.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Observe and listen to what's being said. Approach difficult situations graciously and with the intent to please. Expect others to overreact. Having your facts correct will help you redirect any notion or assumption that you are to blame. Romance is highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Improve or use your space at home better. The changes you make will inspire you to take on a project that can help you expand your skills, knowledge, or capability to earn more cash. A contract or proposal shows great potential.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You may have to twist things around to fit your schedule, but once you have everything in place, you should be able to make the alterations required to make your life happier. Love and romance are on the rise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Settle differences with partners or people you work with. Discussing plans will allow you to persuade others to see things your way. An unusual change may be questioned, but once the results come in, it will be easy to keep moving forward.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Physical activity, challenges, and working toward a better relationship with someone you care about will help improve your life and the way you do things. A change in your beliefs is apparent but must be considered carefully before you make a commitment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Investments will be prosperous, and expanding your interests, surroundings, or friendships will help you reach your goals. Don't be afraid to do things differently. It's your uniqueness that will attract the support you need.



Namesake Laws of the Interwebs:

• Godwin's Law: As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

• Lewis' Law: The comments on any online article about feminism justify feminism.

• Poe's Law: Without clear indication of author intent, it is difficult/impossible to tell the difference between sincere extremism and a parody of extremism.

• Danth's Law: If you have to insist you're winning an argument, you've probably already lost.

• You're's Law: Comments must first be made about any misuses of grammar in a statement before the importance of that statement's content may be considered.

• Zuckerberg's Law: Any changes to social-networking sites will be met with contempt by a vocal minority of users who will, regardless, continue using the site.

• Cap's Law: THE USE OF UPPERCASE INCREASES THE CERDIBILITY OF ONE'S ARGUMENT.

• Freejack's Law: Regardless of age, some people will always believe that copy-pasting official-sounding legalese to their Facebook wall will somehow protect the use or misuse of personal information they've freely provided the Internet.

• Juhl's Law: Whoever reduces the argument to a joke automatically loses the debate.

• Cohen's Law: Whoever reduces the argument to "Whoever reduces to the argument to [X] automatically loses the debate" automatically loses the debate.

• Goebbels' Law: Otherwise reasonable people will believe a blatant hoax if they see it posted enough times by people they "know" on the Internet.

• Mom's Law: JUST GO OUTSIDE; IT'S A NICE DAY.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks his Internet friends for today's Ledge.






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