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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Personal changes can improve your life. Discuss your plans with anyone who will be affected by your decision. A partnership may need to be revamped; equality must be maintained in order to avoid anyone being taken for granted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Participating and contributing more with colleagues or friends will help build a solid foundation as well as the support you need to make your dreams come true. Do whatever is necessary to make your pursuits a positive experience.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Consider what you have to offer. A service or skill used to help others or to improve your financial situation should be considered. Use your imagination, be creative, and you will come up with a plan that is practical and profitable.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your mind is likely to wander. Unexpected situations will arise that require your attention. Don't give someone else the authority to make a decision for you. Let your intuition and experience be your guide to a better lifestyle, friendships, and choices.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your financial interests a secret. Find creative ways to turn an investment into a bigger asset. Protect what you have, and make personal changes that will help you save more, feel better, and live substantially longer. Love is on the rise.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Once you establish what you want, you will be able to help others more effectively. Socializing with people you see as talented, intelligent, and mindful will result in establishing your own plans for the future. Include children and physical activity in your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Get your duties out of the way before someone complains. Pressure will be applied if you are inconsistent. Focus, and do your best to honor whatever you promise to do. Romance is highlighted, so put time aside for love.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Trust in your judgment, and take action based on your accomplishments. Don't be afraid to do things differently. It's your uniqueness that will help you stand out and draw interest and support. A positive personal change is apparent. Stick close to home.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Living in the moment and enjoying whatever comes your way should be your goal. Mix that with pampering, positive personal change, and perhaps a little romance or travel, and you will feel rejuvenated and ready to conquer whatever comes your way.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll be drawn into emotional situations, and you must be prepared to handle whatever you face with honor and solutions that benefit everyone. A partnership will be dependent on a choice you make now. Don't feel you must make an impulsive move.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of your needs without feeling guilty. It's important not to give in to pressure or feel obligated to do something that benefits everyone but you. A change will do you good, but it must be done for the right reason.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Socializing with people from different backgrounds will motivate you to develop ideas you've been mulling over. Expand your interests, and be open to creative suggestions. Invest in yourself and your future. Greater assets are apparent.



Not to brag, Ladies, but …

• Channing Tatum looks better naked than I do on days on which I haven't worked out and also eaten two meatball subs.

• Chris Evans would likely beat me in a pushup contest if I had to do them one-handed and he got to use his knees.

• I probably get more sleep than Hugh Jackman.

• Maybe if I had a strep throat, I'd lose a karaoke contest against Justin Timberlake.

• I've probably seen more movies than Liam Hemsworth.

• If you were to spot Ryan Gosling 100 women, then he maybe would have bedded more women than me.

• If I were on Iron Chef and my opponent was Paul Walker and the secret ingredient was strawberries, then Walker would be in quite a bit of luck, as I am allergic to strawberries.

• If I were to race Ryan Reynolds in a 40-yard dash and I had a twisted ankle, then Ryan Reynolds would have a chance at winning.

• I've had fewer failed relationships than Brad Pitt.

• Peter Dinklage would only have his Emmy, his Golden Globe, and his beautiful wife to console him if we ever played a game of H-O-R-S-E.

• Unlike Vin Diesel, I support corn subsidies for ethanol, Hot Stuff.

Andrew R. Juhl does not, in actuality, know Vin Diesel's opinion on corn subsidies for ethanol — but only because Mr. Diesel has remained silent on this vital topic for far too long.






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