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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Reflect on the past, and it will be easier to deal with the present. Stabilize your personal life and the relationships that mean a lot to you, and let go of what is no longer working. Improvements will bring positive results.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Learn all you can, and take an open-minded approach to discussions. Embracing different cultures or ways of doing things will help you become more diverse with what you have to offer. Reconnecting with someone will lead to disappointment.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Deception and disillusion are apparent. Don't let your emotions lead you in the wrong direction. You need to be reasonable regarding your expectations. Focus on work. Put your unique touch into whatever you do, and you will be successful.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put greater emphasis on getting things done instead of making a big deal out of nothing. You'll have a tendency to overdo it no matter what it is, so keep moderation in mind. Spirituality or a change of philosophy will lead to a better lifestyle.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep a secret to avoid an abrupt change in your plans. You are best to consider all consequences before you step into something that may or may not be in your best interest. Guard your assets as well as your physical wellness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take your time to respond. Jumping into something too quickly will lead to discord. Put more thought into how you can accomplish the most. Your intuition will guide you. A change in a relationship is likely to be costly. Cut your losses.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A colleague or peer will use any information you share against you when it comes to advancement. Keep your thoughts to yourself, and do the best job possible. How you handle others will play into who gets ahead and who doesn't.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't let love stand between you and your professional goals or educational pursuits. Expand your interests, and network with people you feel can further your career. A change at home should help motivate you to do more personally and professionally.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A partnership will inspire you to try harder and make positive changes to the way you live your life. Make sure that your motives are good and that emotional blackmail is not being used against you. Follow your heart.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Expect to face opposition. Prepare to have your facts ready to support your ideas and plans for the future. Don't fold under pressure or allow anyone to take advantage of you. A change of heart can lead to a new beginning.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put more effort into physical activities or challenges that make you think about the future. Engage in social events that enhance relationships and bring you closer to a stable and secure future. Visit with people from your past.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): An emotional matter will arise that must be dealt with before you will be able to move forward. Honest, direct communication is the only way to proceed. Be prepared to walk away from a situation that is not healthy.


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