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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Work on what you can fix, not the impossible. Listen to others' complaints and sympathize. Coming up with workable solutions will put you in a good position. Change may be opposed, but it is probably necessary. Secure your position.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Express your feelings, and detail future plans. Take in a seminar, or pick up information, that will help you reach your goal successfully. Short trips will enable you to get a view of the existing possibilities. Love is on the rise.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You have more control than you realize. Step up, and put your plans in motion. Don't limit the outcome because someone is putting unnecessary demands on you. Make the changes that will ensure your success. You can improve your financial future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get a grip on what's important to you and what isn't. Taking on too much will be your downfall. Focus on your partnerships or family members who may need your help. Giving back will ensure that you will have no regrets.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Look, see, and do. Being decisive and recognizing what you are capable of doing will help you make a difference. Refuse to let fear or someone less generous stand in your way. A contribution you make will bring high returns.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A financial setback is likely because of a joint venture gone sour. Think before you get involved with anyone who shows signs of uncertainty or unpredictability. Help a cause you believe in rather than someone trying to take advantage of your kindness.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may confuse some people and upset others, but it will be necessary if you want to reach your goal. Now is not the time to show uncertainty. Take control, and do whatever it takes to change whatever is standing in your way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your own spin on whatever you pursue. Be creative, and let your imagination lead the way. Love and romance will inspire you to take on new responsibilities. A change in your financial situation and contractual obligations looks positive.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Concentrate on your personal papers and finances. Making changes at home or buying or selling something that will help you balance your budget should be considered. You need to be realistic about what you have and what you can do.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Focus on partnerships. Whether it is a business or personal deal you are working on, you must not jump to conclusions or make snap decisions that can interfere with important relationships. Put love first, and plan a romantic evening.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A challenge will boost your morale and get you pumped up for the future. Don't sit back or get down because someone is being negative. Concentrate on yourself and being your very best. A change of attitude will enhance your reputation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Your concern should be with your accomplishments, not someone else's. A trip or special plans that encourage someone you care about to meet you halfway will lead to success.

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