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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A problem at home or with regard to where you currently reside will need to be addressed. You must consider a geographical move if it will help you get ahead professionally. Someone you live with or are related to is likely to upset your plans.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Think for yourself, and ask questions if someone tries to influence your next move. A friend or relative will play an important role in a decision you must make. A romantic encounter will be worth every moment you spend together.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Anger will mount because of a misunderstanding or someone neglecting to honor a promise. Take matters into your own hands, and do whatever you want done personally. A change of heart is apparent. Develop your talents.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take advantage of any opportunity to do something unique. Travel to a destination that intrigues or motivates you, and you will be enlightened by the discovery you make. Love is highlighted, and forming a closer bond should be your plan.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Avoid being overly generous or overspending on luxury items. Stick to basics, and do your best to use your skills to help a cause you believe in. Hands-on help will bring you closer to happiness and peace of mind.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will attract positive attention by helping others. Your reputation will be enhanced due to your kindness, concern, and sincerity in reaching out to those you care about. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Avoid arguments. If someone doesn't want to do the same things as you, make plans to carry on alone. Compliments and compromise will help you avoid a stressful encounter. Focus on exploring new projects, interests, and making new friends.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Join in, experience something you've never done before, or plan a trip that will take you to a unique destination. Romance is on the rise, and sharing something special with someone you love will make your relationship that much better.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't wait; make changes that will encourage and promote something you enjoy doing. You can make money if you use your skills wisely. Offer a service that will help subsidize any financial setbacks you've encountered. Don't let love, emotions, and sentimentality cost you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): One-sided partnerships are apparent. Don't be too eager to share your feelings with someone, causing you uncertainties. Question motives, and look at every angle of a situation you face in your business and personal relationships. Bide your time before making changes.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make plans to have some fun, and get involved in something that is geared toward self-improvement. Physical challenges will help ease your stress and get you ready for an encounter with competitive people. Develop new friendships.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look at your financial situation and consider new and unique ways to invest or make your money grow. Elaborate on a creative idea you have, and you will find a way to turn something you enjoy into a moneymaker. Love is on the rise.

Lines Barack lays on Michelle (2/2):

• "Just throwing this out there, honey … would you be open to a bipartisan initiative for my birthday? Just once, for me?

• "Wanna see the ACORN become the mighty Oak?"

• "Your arms are buff enough. Let's see how toned we can make your lips."

• "But the Secret Service ALWAYS makes me use the back door …"

• "Baby, I don't even care that it's your heavy FLOTUS day."

• "Honey, this package could use a little more stimulus."

• "Princess, if you think the national debt is huge …"

• "I'd like you to take this presidential performance poll."

• "I executive order you to take your clothes off."

• "My approval rating isn't the only thing on the rise."

• "Kenya show the POTUS a little love?"

• "Let's reinstate the Presidential Fitness test. You go first. Bend over."

• "This bulge in my pants? You built that."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Tim, Erik, Mike, David, Susan, and Dana for contributing to today's Ledge.

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