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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Focus on what you can accomplish, not the impossible. Circumstance will hold you back if you let emotions dictate your next move. Walk away from a bad situation, and embrace a new opportunity. Listen to wise suggestions, not someone else's demands.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Participate in community events or take a trip that will enhance your knowledge or improve the way you think, look or act. Motivational experiences will lead to greater success. Love is on the rise, and commitments can be made.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Little annoyances must not be allowed to stand between you and your accomplishments. Concentrate on work and finding the most efficient way to get things done. Too much of anything will be your demise. Focus on stability and practicality, not enforcing change.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Express your feelings outwardly, and clear the air. Being open may bring about change, but once the dust settles, you will be in a much stronger position. Stick to your beliefs, and pursue your goals. Love is in the stars.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Information being withheld from you will deter you from putting your plans in motion. Ulterior motives are apparent. Keep your thoughts and feelings a secret. A short trip will help shed light on your situation. Someone from your past will be interested in reconnecting.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Offering innovative solutions and lending a helping hand will dissipate any negativity or criticism you face. Love and romance are on the rise, and being open about the way you feel will enhance your relationship with someone special.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stay on top of every little detail. You'll find it necessary to troubleshoot as well as find an alternative route. Determination will help you win any battle that comes your way. Expect changes with partnerships; prepare for that.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Plan a vacation, or attend an event that will ease your stress. A creative idea will lead to developing new skills. Someone unusual will propose an interesting alternative. Romance is in the stars, and affection will enhance your love life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll be pulled in several different directions when it comes to partnerships and working alongside others. Do your best to compromise, but don't give in to someone playing emotional games with you. Make changes that protect your interests.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of any partnership matters that have you feeling uncertain. Get to the bottom of a personal situation you face. Ask questions, and determine what you can do to improve your life and the lives of the people you care about most.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'll have the energy and the wherewithal to finish what you start. Getting involved in activities or events that will allow you to network as well as socialize will bring about favorable changes and connections. Hone your skills.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Separate business and pleasure. Troubles at home must not be allowed to stand in the way of your professional progress. An unusual relationship with someone you are collaborating with may entice you to make personal changes. Love is highlighted.



Lines Barack lays on Michelle (1/2):

• "Just lie back and let me take ObamaCare of you tonight."

• "Let's see if we can bring peace to your Gaza Strip."

• "It's no secret how badly I wanna service you, Michelle."

• "I think it's time to a little more us in the POTUS."

• "Tonight, you will come First, Lady."

• "Tonight, let me be your uncivil servant, Babe."

• "Baby, you look good enough to tax and spend."

• "This time, you be Beyoncé, and I'LL be Jay-Z."

• "There's gonna be an incident in Lincoln Bedroom tonight."

• "Let's amend your Constitution."

• "Well, I'm done. Should I call in a drone to finish you off?"

• "Whoops … I'll have to give myself a presidential pardon on that one."

• "Ummmmm, actually I took unilateral action this afternoon, sooo …"

• Andrew R. Juhl thanks Tim, Erik, Mike, David, Susan, and Dana for contributing to today's Ledge.






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