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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Check out your options, and consider your motives. Don't let anyone coerce you into something you don't care to do. Stick to your plan, and rely on experience when it comes time to make a decision. Make a personal change.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Hone your skills, and discuss your plans. Communication will bring you a step closer to your goals. Tighten up your connection with someone who has something to contribute. An unexpected offer must not lead you astray.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't spend what you don't have. An impulsive purchase will lead to financial stress. Pick and choose what you decide to do based on how much it costs. Budgeting now will make your life easier in the future. Protect your assets.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Taking care of younger or older family members will help improve your relationship. Getting involved in causes you believe in will bring you closer to people who share your interests and will also greatly enhance your life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Move forward with your eyes wide open. Not everyone will be on your side. Prepare to make last-minute adjustments. Don't let anyone take advantage of you. A change of scenery or networking and making new connections will pay off.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You've got what it takes to accomplish whatever you set out to do. Present, promote, or just enjoy a moment with someone special. Your ideas will be well-received, and a partnership will prove to be beneficial. Put time aside for a little romance.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If you have to spend money, invest in your talents or your home. Making a residential move or changing the way you live will be beneficial. A creative hobby can bring in extra cash. Find a way to explore new avenues.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll be drawn to unusual pastimes. Find out as much as you can about the people you are dealing with. Knowledge will be the key to getting what you want. A new direction will bring all sorts of exciting new opportunities.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do something exciting. Socializing will result in new friendships and a greater interest in changing the way you live. Express your needs, and you will receive a good response. Indecision will stand in the way of a great opportunity.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Spend time with the people you are close to, and you will feel good about your life. Don't make unnecessary changes. Security is your best friend, and upsetting what you've worked so hard to obtain must be avoided.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Consider your strong points, and find a way to use them fully. Job hunting or finding a way to make extra cash using your skills will bring good results. Expanding your friendships or getting involved in a new pastime will lead to prospects.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Elaborate on an idea you have, and share your thoughts with someone you consider to be creative. Collaboration will bring you closer to a goal you've been trying to achieve for some time. There is money to be made. Negotiate and sign contracts.

Minimalist Wisdom:

• Gold glitters.

• Apples are good for you.

• Beware of Greeks.

• Blood is thick.

• Don't bite hands.

• Don't cut off your nose.

• Don't throw the baby.

• Don't use a hatchet to remove a fly.

• Fight fire.

• Don't plant thorns.

• Scorned women are angry.

• Wear shoes that fit.

• Get out of hot kitchens.

• Never loving at all sucks a bunch.

• Light candles and don't swear.

• Don't kill geese.

• Oaks grow from acorns.

• Trust lightweight people.

• Power corrupts.

• Kettles are black.

• Swords are mighty.

• The road to Hell is paved.

• Suckers are born.

• Omelets are made from eggs.

• An eye for a tooth.

• A bird in the hand is worth something.

• A journey of a single step is completed with a single step.

Andrew R. Juhl can lead a horse to water.

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