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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Have a good comeback ready. Don't fold under pressure, or give in to someone trying to manipulate a situation that involves you. Do the unexpected. As long as you are open and honest, you will come out on top.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Set goals, and stick to them. With a little innovation and ingenuity, you will find a way to handle whatever comes your way and more. Your responsible attitude will attract someone's attention who will play an important role in your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Money, contracts, and legal issues will be on your mind. Search for a way to make extra cash or use your skills to reach a settlement that will give you the freedom you need to move in a lucrative direction. Strive for independence.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Interacting with people from different walks of life will open your eyes to new possibilities. The opportunities that develop will help secure your livelihood as well as encourage you to do something you are good at and enjoy doing.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Play and socialize — most of all, be a team player. Advancement will be yours if you present your leadership qualities. Don't let personal responsibilities stand between you and success. Show your versatility when facing a challenge or a competitor.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Venture down a path that will stretch your imagination and force you to try something new. Interacting with people offering knowledge and experience will lead to a pivotal point and the chance to advance. Personal relationships will be enhanced.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Spend more time focusing on your home and family life along with how you handle your money and your assets. Do your best to improve your surroundings, and avoid emotional clashes with business or personal partners.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Strong ties will help you accomplish your goals. A love relationship should be given your undivided attention. Someone unique and special to you will help you reach a goal you've been struggling to reach. Take on more responsibility.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Avoid overspending, overdoing, or expecting too much from others. Set your sights on your goals and be willing to do whatever it takes to accomplish them on your own. Do your best to avoid interference; focus on success.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll succeed if you avoid unpredictable people and situations. Plan your actions carefully, and do whatever it takes to avoid any last-minute alterations that might disrupt your plans. Preparation will be what keeps you on track. Romance is highlighted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't give in to anyone trying to control your life or put you in a compromising position. Use your wit, charm, and intelligence — you will find a way to make the most of whatever you do. Changes at home will be beneficial.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep travel plans to a minimum. Focus on solid investments and the way you can make your money stretch. Look over your résumé and your current position or one that you'd like to apply for and plan your strategy. Love is in the stars.



More almost pointless superpowers:

• The ability to summon '80s supergroup the Traveling Wilburys (NO ENCORES)

• Super-cattiness. Not catlike, but catty. Like more catty than the hour past happy hour at a gay bar.

• The ability to survive plane crashes. Just *survive* them.

• Bitchiness that only a dog can hear.

• X-ray vision, but with lead eyelids.

• Magnetic nipples.

• The ability to shrink your toddler's Duplos into Legos so that you don't have to buy them new Legos.

• Super smell, but not the sense. B.O.

• Very slight, Post-It level stickiness all over your body

• The ability to see invisible people.

• Can sense when someone else is about to fart, 30 seconds before they do.

• The ability to turn the beat around.

• 20/10 hindsight.

• Poisonous breast milk.

• Silverbulletproof.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian, Erik, Becca, Yale, Aaron, and Tim for contributing to today's Ledge.






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