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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You'll be impulsive disclosing how you feel. Once you head down that path, ride out the storm until you reach a place that permits you to reorganize and start over. Letting go of something that isn't working will liberate you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Refrain from sharing your secrets or giving in to peer pressure. Put your time and effort into learning something that will help you advance. Delays because of poor organization or last-minute changes can be expected.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Expand your interests, but don't overpay to do so. If you research what you want to accomplish, you will find ways to cut corners and stay within your budget. A personal relationship will flourish if you are receptive and willing.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't confuse love with friendship. You have to be clear about what someone wants or expects from you before you make a promise. Do whatever it takes to resolve some uncertainty at home. Redistribution of chores and responsibilities will help.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't let the little things get you down. Strive for personal perfection and being pleased with your accomplishments instead of trying to be or do what someone else wants. Love who you are; hone your skills and talents to serve your needs.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Spend time clearing up your personal papers and accounts. Letting someone else handle your affairs is questionable. Research alternatives that will help bring you more cash. Investing in you and your talents will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Relationships must be nurtured. Hear what others have to say before you make a judgment call that will leave you in a vulnerable position. It's best not to voice your opinion before having all the facts. Don't let love cloud your vision.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put more time into your home, and use your imagination to utilize your space to better suit your needs. Don't worry about a last-minute change someone makes. As long as you don't fold under pressure, you will win in the end.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stick to the truth. As soon as you exaggerate or color your story, you will be criticized. Socializing with friends or doing something special with someone you love will lead to happiness and a positive attitude. Embrace a challenge.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Risks will not pay off. Stick close to home, and engage in family fun or fixing up your place. Put comfort and relaxation at the top of your list. Being responsible is fine, but you also have to know when to take a break.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Rethink your strategy. You can pick up valuable information if you attend a class or seminar that helps you advance. A change in the friends you hang out with or the interests you engage in will bring about positive results.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Avoid anyone putting pressure on you or asking for cash. You must be intent on following through with plans that will help you expand your interests and services. Charity begins at home. Take care of your needs first.



Possible New NRA Slogans:

• Guns don't kill people; sometimes, they only get wounded.

• A gun is a terrible thing not to waste someone with.

• Betcha can't shoot just one.

• Good to the last home intruder you drop.

• Have it your way … by pointing your gun at people.

• It gives a licking and keeps on picking off the enemy.

• Let your fingers do the shooting.

• Reach out and shoot someone.

• When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight and full of holes.

• There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's a gun.

• When you care enough to shoot the very best.

• They keep shooting and shooting and shooting.

• Pop, pop, gee-whiz, oh what a relief it is — to shoot people who annoy you.

• Snap, crackle, pop a cap in your ass.

• Nothing runs like a Deer — when it sees you with an AR15.

• Nothin' says lovin' like something from the gun store.

Duncan Stewart thanks Andrew R. Juhl for help with today's Ledge.






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