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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have lots to offer and will be able to move into a leadership position if you step up and show your skills. Don't let emotions or nervousness stand between you and getting ahead. Staying active will encourage meeting new people.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Scrutinize your position and what is required to bypass some of the hurdles you've been facing personally and professionally. Don't let someone's uncertainty unnerve you. Leap into the forefront because you want to, not because you are being pressured.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Use your ability to express your concern to make reforms. Take a position of leadership even if a project seems daunting. A partnership will prove to be exactly what you need in order to achieve your personal or professional goals.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll be taken advantage of if you are too intent on taking over. Sit back, and let others pay the price. You can be responsible and maintain your freedom to manage and take care of what you consider to be most important. Delegate wisely.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Enjoy friends, lovers, and pastimes. Make changes that will improve your daily routine and motivate you to get involved in exciting adventures. Expanding your friendships and updating your look and your life will revitalize you. Proceed with passion.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Avoid getting involved in a financial deal that makes you uncomfortable. Donations and handouts must be kept to a minimum. Children, friends, lovers, and even older relatives can cost you if you can't say no. Discipline will be your salvation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Get everyone around you fired up and eager to help. You won't please everyone, but as long as you get the momentum flowing, you stand a good chance of reaching your goals. Love is on the rise, and celebrations will be exhilarating.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Listen carefully, and let your intuition guide you. Don't fold under pressure or let someone's anxiety drag you down. Express your feelings with unfiltered truth, and protect what you have worked hard to achieve.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Choose what and whom you enjoy the most to be in your future. Love and romance along with socializing and entertainment should be high on your list. A personal update will bring in compliments that will help build your confidence.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't share your thoughts or your plans. You'll face opposition that leads to setbacks if you are not discreet. A friendship will face turbulence because of a difference of opinion. Put more time and effort into developing and securing your professional goals.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You've got more going for you than you realize. Share your thoughts, and explore unusual ways to use your skills, talents, and expertise. Friendships are on the rise, and reuniting with people from your past will be a pleasant surprise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Test the people around you. Ask questions, and determine if and how others can contribute to your plans. Refuse to be pushed into making a premature decision. Flesh out your ideas and take care of important relationships.



Notes to Self:

• Your mittens are not oven mitts, and there's a reason there's no such thing as "oven mittens."

• The next time you propose to someone, you should probably turn the ringer off on your cell phone. Or at least change your mother's ringtone to something other than the screaming intro from "CSI: Miami."

• You already knew what would happen if you coughed with diarrhea, so you've really got nobody else to blame for what happened when you vigorously blew your nose, Pal.

• Remember not to sign your name to the anonymous death threat next time.

• Sometimes money does by love, but sometimes the love you're trying to buy is from an undercover cop in a very convincing wig.

• Either eat more fiber OR learn to keep your mouth closed when using the plunger.

• The salt jar looks like the sugar jar, but a salt-based chocolate-chip cookie tastes nothing like a sugar-based chocolate-chip cookie.

• "Dance like nobody's watching" is good advice. Except in the shower. Side note: Now you know you can do the splits. Good for you.

• You like tea with lemon. You like tea with milk. This does not mean you will like milk with lemon. Or even be able to keep it down.

• Cute girls on campus can't wink back at you if you're wearing sunglasses.

• Next time, try not to insult the Culver's drive-through lady further by reminding her that your order is "to go."

Andrew R. Juhl just winked at you.






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