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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep an open mind. Refrain from making an impulsive move. Stick close to home, and keep a close eye on what and who is most important to you. Romance is in the stars, but emotional problems will surface if jealousy prevails.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Pick up information, and study your findings before you make a move or contact anyone in a position of authority. Running your plans by someone you are close to will help you make the right decision.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take part in events that will increase your chance of making new acquaintances or business connections. Don't be afraid to show off your skills, but refrain from making a financial donation. It's what you do physically that will impress people.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Follow through. Don't let anyone stand in your way. Believe in who you are and what you are capable of accomplishing. Your memory and expertise will not let you down. Refuse to let an emotional matter slow you down.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll stand out in a crowd. Take any opportunity you get to show off your talent. Take care of personal responsibilities quickly so you don't miss a chance to network and collaborate with people in key positions. Love and romance look promising.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a closer look at your relationships with the people you deal with daily. Protect your money from anyone you feel may be in your life to take advantage of what you have to offer. Pay more attention to self-improvement.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Hasty decisions regarding partnership matters will lead to regrets. Sit back, and observe what everyone around you is doing. If you base your next move on pertinent facts, you will expand your awareness of the possibilities that are within reach.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Size up your situation, and make your next move with authority. A powerful presence will result in a much better chance to reform, resolve, or implement what you want. Your vision will be crystal clear.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stick close to home. Fixing up your place or getting to the bottom of any situation involving the people you live with will bring positive results. Don't let an outsider upset what you are trying to achieve.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emotional matters between you and a friend, relative, or neighbor will escalate if you are too pushy or give in to the pressure being put on you. Keep your distance, and concentrate on your responsibilities and job-related expectations.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Revisit old ideas, friends, and hobbies. Make alterations to fit today's fast-paced, technology-driven world, and you'll turn something from your past into an auspicious new beginning. Don't shy away from something because you don't know where to start.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Listen to your inner voice, and you will know how to make the most of a potential opportunity. Contracts, settlements, or any pending problems can be dealt with and put behind you. New adventures prevail once you've cleared your timetable.



BETTER Horoscopes:

• VIRGO: Now is the time to stage that community-theater adaptation of Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey you've been planning lo these many years.

• LIBRA: The problem isn't that the snake-oil salesman was a charlatan; the problem was that his suggested dosage was too low. DRINK DEEP and BE FREE of your gonorrheal shackles.

• SCORPIO: You'll be drifting off to sleep tonight wondering how you ever lived without your frenulum tattooed.

• SAGITTARIUS: Your luckiest Lucky Charm is the purple horseshoe. Eat only those for a while.

• CAPRICORN: Now that baseball's back in season, do yourself a favor and bet it all on the Washington Senators.

• AQUARIUS: Jefferson Starship songs on the radio are harbingers of doom this day. Songs by Jefferson Airplane and Starship are still safe to rock your socks off.

• PISCES: You should really finish Atlas Shrugged. Nobody's gonna do it for you. Not that they should. You should do it for yourself. For the simple satisfaction of the accomplishment.

• ARIES: You should consider increasing the amount of ostrich in your diet.

• TAURUS: Don't choose the weapon. Let the weapon choose you. (HINT: it's a spork.)

• GEMINI: Taking anything other than your trusty 2x4 on that hunting trip will result in your own bloody demise. And dry-cleaning fees.

• CANCER: Thank you, Mario! But our princess is in another castle!

• LEO: Someone in your family is now pregnant. You're welcome.

Andrew R. Juhl knows these are accurate; his horoscope told him so.






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