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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Emotions will get worked up if you get into a disagreement with a partner or colleague. Proceed with caution, using facts and figures to back up your statements. Most of all, do not show anger, frustration, or a hint of uncertainty.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Dealing with authority, institutions, or government agencies will be trying. Don't take chances. Have all your papers in order to avoid being detained. A favor owed can be called in to help you improve your options. Don't divulge secrets.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Read between the lines. Not everyone will be honest with you, but as long as you stick to what you feel is required and nothing more, you will avoid being taken for granted. Love and romance will bring about a promise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Accept inevitable change, and focus on what you like to do and do well. Your intuition won't let you down when dealing with peers, dependents, or superiors. You can make your point heard and make an improvement to your reputation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Taking a trip that brings you in contact with people from your past will inspire you and boost your confidence. Taking the information you receive will contribute to your popularity and enhance your love life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Use your intelligence and your imagination along with sticking to a budget and you will excel professionally and financially. Invest in your skills and talent and offer your expertise at a premium. There is money to be made through a partnership.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Emotional instability can lead to mistakes. Avoid putting pressure on someone or allowing anyone to dictate what you should do. Bide your time, and concentrate on picking up information and skills along with fleshing out your options.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Solidify your position regarding a personal relationship that means a lot to you. Taking care of other people's problems will buy you the option to call in favors in the future. Let your intuition guide you in domestic matters.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You don't have to hide the truth or cover up what someone else is doing. Put more effort into your personal life. Making plans with someone you love will lead to adventure and enhance your relationship.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Expect to encounter delays while traveling or opposition from those you converse with. Stick to your own achievements without bringing other people into the equation. Putting pressure on others will lead to the same in reverse.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Consider how you earn your living and what you can do to make your current situation work better for you. Don't fold under pressure. It's up to you to make the moves and choices that will benefit you most. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): The more excessive you are, the more trouble you will face. Don't make promises you'll have trouble keeping. Focus on how to make your money work for you. Let your intuition guide you when it comes to money, legal, and contractual matters.

17 episodes of "Friends" that also describe women I've dated:

• "The One with the Butt" (1-06)

• "The One with the Boobies" (1-13)

• "The One with the Ick Factor" (1-22)

• "The One with the Chicken Pox" (2-23)

• "The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy" (3-01)

• "The One with the Race Car Bed" (3-07)

• "The One with All the Jealousy" (3-12)

• "The One with the Tiny T-Shirt" (3-19)

• "The One with the Dollhouse" (3-20)

• "The One with the Cat" (4-02)

• "The One with the 'Cuffs" (4-03)

• "The One with the Inappropriate Sister" (5-11)

• "The One with All the Resolutions" (5-12)

• "The One with the Cheap Wedding Dress" (7-18)

• "The One with the Videotape" (8-04)

• "The One with the Boob Job" (9-16)

• "The Last One" (10-19, 10-20)

Andrew R. Juhl hopes The Last One forever stays The Last One.

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