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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Recognize who is on your side and who isn't before you put pressure on the wrong person. It's best to do what you can on your own so that you can control the situation and the outcome. Keep impulsiveness to a minimum.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Call in favors, and get involved in events that keep you in touch with people who work in your field. Your intuition will not let you down when dealing with personal or business partners. Stick close to home and be diplomatic.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep your emotions tucked away and under control. Focus on helping others and setting a high standard. Love and romance should be high on your list, but don't feel you have to spend money to make an impression. Maintain moderation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Listen to your inner voice. Much can be accomplished if you refuse to let the little problems bother you. Someone may try to pressure you, but if you use your intelligence and your imagination, you will come out the victor.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't sit still when there is so much you can do to make your life better. Focus on location, learning, and love — you will satisfy your needs. Traveling for business or pleasure will enhance your attitude and your status.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An investment may tempt you, but before taking part in something that sounds too good to be true, do your due diligence. False information or exaggeration is apparent regarding partnerships and joint ventures. Conservative action will be necessary.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Travel and communication will lead to stronger alliances and opportunities as long as you call the shots. Love is on the rise, and a partnership should be handled with finesse. First impressions can shape what's to come.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Size up your domestic situation, and adjust your plans to suit your budget. An interest, hobby, or talent you have should be where you invest your time, effort or cash. Serious consideration to the options you are given will lead to success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Honesty will help you avoid prolonged problems. A love relationship will grow stronger if you are willing to confide and share your thoughts and intentions. Altering how you live will bring you greater happiness.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Before agreeing to any requests, check out how reasonable it is for you to follow through. You may want to opt out and follow your own path. Follow your intuition, and you will advance. Minor mishaps are apparent.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Reconnect with past partners and friends. The advantage you have now will allow you to take control of your situation and marry old ideas with your current plans. Love is on the rise, and opportunity to improve your direction is evident.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A serious contract or money issue can be resolved if you are creative in the way you handle matters. An intuitive move can spare you grief if you can manage to avoid someone trying to coerce you into spending or taking on too much.



Why I'm not allowed to watch the Game Show Network anymore:

• Are You Smarter Than a Fifth-Grader? (Yes, I believe so. And truthfully, I find your question a little insulting.)

• Do You Trust Your Wife? (To enter into a binding marital contract with a woman presumes an underlying and sufficient level of trust, so yes.)

• How Much Is Enough? (That depends on what you are talking about. When it comes to chocolate, I get sick after about eight ounces.)

• How's Your Mother-in-Law? (Aside from some hip trouble, she's doing quite well. Thank you for asking. And yours?)

• Can You Top This? (Perhaps.)

• Wanna Bet? (Sure. I am usually game for a small, friendly wager.)

• Without Prejudice? (I would hope so; it seems only fair.)

• Who Wants to Marry a Multimillionaire? (I find the prospect of marrying for money intriguing, but only in the absence of a qualified pre-nup.)

• Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? (Me.)

• Who Wants to Marry My Dad? (Not me.)

• Remember This? (It is likely; my recall has been tested at the 99th percentile.)

• Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego? (Probably some place nice, with temperate weather and decent attractions.)

• Who Said That? (You did. Just now.)

• What's My Line? (-500, but I'll back you. I'm feeling lucky today.)

• Whose Line is it Anyway? (You just said it was yours. Based on your possible mental deficiencies, I'm afraid I must rescind my previous offer of financial backing. I apologize.)

• What Would You Do? (It depends on the situation, but normally I would assess all possible options and select the choice with most beneficial likely outcome.)

• So You Think You Can Dance? (No.)

• Who Wants to be a Superhero? (Oooh, me. But only if I get to fly.)

Andrew R. Juhl misses Hole in the Wall.






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