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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refrain from sharing personal information. Someone is waiting to make you look bad. Protect your reputation, and make a point of taking care of any responsibilities you are given swiftly and without complaint. Your positive attitude will keep you in the game.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Offer to help, and you will raise your profile. Your concern and dedication will lead to suggested positions that are likely to increase your income or your clout. Love is in the stars, and a partnership will gain momentum.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stay in the background keeping a watchful eye on what everyone around you does. Knowing the precise moment to make your move will make the difference between success and failure. Keep a low profile until you are ready to strike.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take action, and you will make a lasting impression. Your unique way of handling people will qualify you for a higher position that warrants more responsibility and perks. Romance is in the stars. Celebrating will enhance your love life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may be drawn to unusual people, places, or pastimes. Before you become entrenched in something new, make sure you have taken care of all your responsibilities or you will face criticism and complaints. Don't donate or lend money.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Bounce your ideas off someone you admire and respect. The feedback you get will give you exactly what you need to forge ahead and reach your destination. An emotional journey will prove to be beneficial. Love and romance are in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Only take on what you know you can do well. It's best to protect your reputation from someone waiting for a chance to make you look bad. Dedication, loyalty, perseverance, and fair play will bring the results you want.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Networking events will lead to a chance meeting with someone from your past. Offer suggestions, and you will end up being part of a creative group that will enhance your goals personally or professionally. Love is on the rise.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Insincere gestures of friendliness are apparent. Do your homework, and find out whom you are dealing with before you share personal or professional information. Protect what you have worked hard to achieve. Don't fall for an empty promise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take everything you know and the experience you have, and apply it to a job you are given. Draw help from past partners, peers, and colleagues who understand your dedication. Advancement is heading your way, and romance is in the picture.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Speak up, follow through, and do your own thing. You can make a difference if you take the initiative. Good fortune will find you if you explore a wider range of avenues to present and promote what you have to offer.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Exaggeration will be your downfall. Stick to the truth, and concentrate on what really matters. Instead of trying to make an impression, do what you feel helps a cause you believe in. Make a commitment from the heart.



BEST OF: Know Your Ledge Author:

• I have an endorsement deal with Under Armour. It pays me $5,000/year to wear Nike instead.

• Every morning, I tie a string around my finger to remind myself not to cut that finger off. Still there.

• Despite popular belief, I do not sleep in a hyperbaric chamber. I do, however, sleep in a hyperbolic chamber. It is the GREATEST THING EVER.

• When I make a ham and cheese sandwich, I normally substitute another piece of ham for the cheese. And a piece of pepperoni pizza for the ham. And two other ham sandwiches for the bread. Double mayo.

• People who say such things as "I hate everyone in who's in a frat" or "I hate everyone who's pre-med," really piss me off. Personally, I hate everyone who has categorical hatreds.

• Sometimes, my girlfriend gets upset, and I put myself in her shoes in an attempt to figure out why. And usually, when I do this, I find out she's upset mainly because all her favorite shoes are so stretched-out.

• Last year, I got a new lease on life. It just makes more sense than owning.

• I tell people I graduated from Columbia. People don't check.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Matt G, Matt L, Zach, Erik, Mycah, Becca, Jayne, LTD, and Brian for all of their help and patience in the past.






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