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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sit back and relax; time is on your side. Letting your emotions take over and making impulsive moves will be to your detriment. Recycle old ideas. A new and diverse approach will lead to greater prosperity.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be in control. Concentrate on what you want, and go about getting it by offering what you can to people who have something to contribute in return. Business and personal partnerships will help you expand your interests.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Proceed with caution. Be careful not to offer too much for too little. Someone will try to take advantage of your good nature, skill, and knowledge. Do your own thing, and try not to depend on anyone else. Deception is apparent.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A money deal will get rid of debt. Invest in your ideas. Turn a hobby into a prosperous endeavor. Love is on the rise, and enjoying the company of someone who shares your dream will help make it come true.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Change your direction or the way you live your life by capping your spending habits and pushing harder to make more money. Taking a second job or sizing down to cut your overhead will allow you to advance personally.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Greater interaction with like-minded people will lead to new friendships as well as opportunities to use your skills and diversify what you have to offer in unusual ways. Love is in the stars, and a close connection will be enhanced.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your changeable attitude will result in criticism from someone you feel the need to please. Don't let emotions cause you to overreact or take on something you don't feel good about pursuing. You must do what's best for you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make a difference to the people you care about most. Your charm, originality, and intuitive insight will lead you down a path that will intrigue some while making others proud to be by your side. Love is in the stars.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Observe what's going on around you. Now is not the time to make a move or to let others know what you are contemplating. Take better care of your health and financial position.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Look for a deal that complements your talents and uses your experience. A unique presentation will lead to high demand for what you have to offer. Someone from your past will help you resurrect an old plan.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Speak boldly and honestly. Honesty will win you favors and respect. Changing old habits will help you improve your living arrangements and lifestyle. Someone just as unique as you will want to join forces. Believe in your ability.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Get involved in a cause that will bring you in contact with people who have the potential to help you advance. Taking the stage and presenting what you have to offer will result in a partnership with someone who complements you.



Advertising Slogan First Drafts:

• HBO: It's not TV, it's HBO, which is a channel on your TV.

• RadioShack: You've got questions, we've got salespeople who like to condescend.

• Taco Bell: Think outside Grade A through Grade D meat.

• Timex: It'll still work after you beat the crap out of it.

• Nike: Just do something … anything.

• Kix: Animal- and kid-tested, mother-approved.

• Avis: We try harder, which makes it all the more heartbreaking when we fail you miserably.

• Duracell: You can't top the copper top, unless you use gold, which we don't because then our batteries would cost too much for most people to afford.

• Wheaties: The breakfast of champions and everyone else, too. (I mean, hey, we can't all be winners, buddy.)

• Clairol Herbal Essences: It'll make you moan like a cheap prostitute.

• American Express: Don't leave home without it. Or a gun. You know, in case of werewolves.

• Maybelline: Maybe she's born with it, but you're not, so use our products and seethe with inward hatred.

• Sure: Sniff your pits if you're Sure.

• U.S. Army: Be all you can be, unless it's a queer.

• Burger King: Take it or leave it.

• The New York Times: News and shtuff.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Erik J for help with today's Ledge.






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