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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Check your options before making a hasty move that might slow you down. You have more choices than you realize. Put more thought into what you have to offer and how you can make your skills more attractive and diverse.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Help a friend or make contributions to a cause you believe in. Your interactions with others will win you favors and friendships. Hands-on help rather than making a donation will bring you far higher rewards in the end.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Slow down until you fully understand the signals you are receiving. Expect to face deception from someone you feel attached to emotionally. Don't be fooled by someone's bravado.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You can advance if you display your skills, attributes, and talent. Don't wait to be asked. Share your ideas, and you will formulate good relationships with the people interested in following and supporting your efforts. Love is highlighted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take any opportunity that comes along to change your surroundings, whether it is just moving furniture around or actually making a geographical move. Even just a day trip to an unfamiliar destination will be rejuvenating.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Nurture your relationships. Emotional problems must not be left to fester. Make suggestions, and be willing to compromise; excess and overreacting will lead to trouble. Less criticizing and more complimenting will be necessary.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put more thought and creativity into a job. A serious consideration will be made based on the way you handle your peers as well as how you present and promote what you have to offer. Don't make others look bad.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't overspend to make an impression. Simplicity coupled with an original idea and a little mystery thrown into the mix will put you in a category of your own. A surprise will bring about an unexpected opportunity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will find that you are in an uncompromising position if you let your emotions lead you into conversations that will cost you a friendship or advancement or could lead to a family feud. Think before you share your feelings. Focus on home improvements.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Dig deep into your past, and you will not make the same mistake twice. You can secure your position and improve your reputation if you are strict in the way you handle personal and professional situations, which have potential to cause friction.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take a creative approach to the way you live your life. A change to your environment or friendships will help you move in a positive direction that will improve your chances to accomplish your goals. Focus on self-improvement.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't trust anyone offering the impossible. Do what needs doing and keep moving in a direction that suits you. Waiting for others to complete a job or to make a comment on what you are doing will be a waste of time.



Yo Momma, Re-evaluated:

• Yo momma so interested in current events, it took her two hours to watch "60 Minutes."

• Yo momma so enjoys a good pun, she puts lipstick on her forehead just to "make up her mind."

• Yo momma so ethical, she got locked in a grocery store and nearly starved.

• Yo momma once tripped over a cordless phone, and that's why she now insists the phone remain in the charging dock whenever it's not in use.

• Yo momma so responsible, she sold her car for gas money. Thanks to her sacrifice, your family has heat this winter.

• Yo momma so green, she bought a solar-powered flashlight. It's not terribly strong, but it's much better for the environment than traditional battery-operated flashlights.

• Yo momma so uninterested in sports, she thinks a quarterback is a refund. (Yo momma is more of a reader.)

• Yo momma so unlucky, she got stabbed during a shootout. (How is yo momma doing, by the way?)

• Yo momma so prepared, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

• Yo momma so into classical music, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a new hamburger at McDonald's.

• Yo momma so depressed, she jumped out the window and went up. To heaven. With Mittens and yo gram gram.

• Yo momma so diligent with the weather forecasts, she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain. And she was glad she did, because that evening, it poured.

• Yo momma so a fan of comedy, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

Andrew R. Juhl so good, it makes you wanna smack yo momma.






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