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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get on with your life. You may be feeling emotional, but don't give in or give up. Take a look at your options before moving forward with contracts or commitments. Be true to yourself. Make things happen.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The time spent working out details will pay off and bring you closer to your life goals. Favors will be granted if you are willing to offer what you can in return.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Avoid any risky involvements. Too much trust will cost you emotionally, financially, and physically if you aren't careful. Discipline will keep you out of trouble and help you establish your place in the market in which you work.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Overconfidence is your enemy. Work quietly behind the scenes, and you will accomplish something that will eventually bring you the recognition you desire. Love is highlighted, and personal improvements should be considered and made.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Money and health matters must not be ignored. Follow through with paperwork in order to get the best results. Additional responsibilities can also bring you financial gains. Cut your costs, and secure your position.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A personal change will verify that you were in need of a pick-me-up in order to move in a positive direction. Partnerships can enhance your life and lead to an unusual path that will allow you to put your attributes to good use.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Keep a close eye on what everyone around you is doing. You will come up with some good ideas and workable solutions. Emotional extravagance will not help you get what you want in your life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You don't have to spend big money in order to make your point or prompt someone to show affection. It's important to offer good conversation, affection, and equality in all aspects of life in order to achieve a sustainable relationship.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't believe everything you hear. You are up against someone who has ulterior motives. A change at home may be required in order to avoid someone unpredictable. A poor influence could lead you astray and blame you for what transpires.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Attend a reunion, or make a point of reconnecting with someone who you feel has something to offer. Taking an unusual direction is not your normal procedure, but this time, it will pay off.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Turn your space into a place that will enhance your ability to follow a dream or create a project that can help you make a little extra cash. You will learn a lot if you observe past mistakes and other people's failures.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Live and breathe what you want to accomplish. Let your dreams lead the way, and don't give up until you have reached a point that makes you feel comfortable about your future goals. Romance late in the day will help ease your stress.

Questions you don't want to be asked in a job interview:

• Does my ass look particularly huge in these culottes or what?

• Would you like to postpone the interview for a few hours — until you've had a chance to sober up a bit?

• So, you must will leave directly from here to go some place skanky?

• Would you have a problem working alongside numerous reformed felons?

• How about a single reformed multiple felon?

• In a pinch, would you be willing to part with your redundant organs — you know, a kidney, a lung, two or three chambers of your heart — if one of our CEOs needed of it?

• Hey, didn't I see you at the strip club at last Thursday's amateur night?

• Is the pimple on your forehead oozing?

• How fast can you run? Any military training? How are you with a gun? Hand-to-hand combat? If cornered, can you be expected to react with deadly force? Good, good. Can you start immediately?

• Are those real? Really? Can I touch 'em?

• I don't know. How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

• What is the speed of light in angstroms per Svedberg?

• Is that smell coming from you?

• Well, I'm sorry, but you're laughably unsuited for this position and have now wasted 22 minutes of my time … which amounts to $11.23. Cash or check?

• Juhl? You're not related to that no-talent hack who writes The Ledge, are you?

Andrew R. Juhl answered no to that last one.

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