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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Observe, and you will avoid problems with friends or colleagues. Listen carefully, and assess the situation without making any impulsive moves. Strive to get along and finish what you start.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Helping others will lead to favors and advancement. A partnership with someone who has attributes that bring out the best in you will lead to a winning situation and a bright future. Share your creative ideas and expand your interests.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Displaying uncertainty or insecurity will set you back. Hide your fear, and focus on what you do best. Don't allow someone with little to offer become your judge. Speak from the heart. Integrity and honesty will count.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't make a move. Let everyone come to you. Your savvy way of dealing with others will put you in the driver's seat. Don't be afraid to boast about your accomplishments. What you offer will be appreciated, and joint ventures will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Think outside the box. With a little help from someone who owes you a favor, you will be able to get ahead. Don't let anyone put demands on you that will stifle what you can achieve. Love and romance are highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't go overboard if someone asks for assistance. Someone trying to take advantage of your skills, talents, and knowledge must be controlled. A difficult partnership should be reassessed before you become too entrenched to back out gracefully.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Size up your situation, and keep your emotions in check. The less others know about the way you feel, the easier it will be for you to get what you want. Mixing business with pleasure will require discipline. Don't give in to demands.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make plans to do something exciting. Visiting someone who lives differently from you will enable you to see the possibilities for making your life simpler.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Watch over friends, family, and your home. Expect to encounter trouble if you don't stick to the rules. You will need to make changes or sacrifices in order to avoid an emotional situation that could affect a close relationship.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Rely on experience and people to help you get what you want. A career move or development will enable you to reach a goal ahead of schedule. Don't let impulses take over. Savor the moment.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Wait and see what everyone else does before making a move. Concentrate on what you want to do in the future, and research what's required to reach your goals. Romance may entice you, but you must take care of business first.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Speak up, share your ideas, and make financial decisions that will secure your reputation and your ability to get ahead in the future. Changes at home will contribute to your emotional and creative wellness.



Do you know why I pulled you over? (Part 2)

• Who's askin'?

• Because you need directions to the murders, rapes, and other real crimes?

• You wanted to hear my excursus about police corruption?

• Fine, I'll blow you. There are nicer ways to ask, though, you know?

• You wanted to test how much of the Fourth Amendment I learned from Jay-Z?

• Because I'm driving at night, you're bored, and all the good coffee places are closed?

• Pork-pork bacon, oink?

• Because you're trying to find out what happened on the last episode of "Downton Abbey?" What? Oh … you don't want to know what happened? Why wouldn't you want to know that Dowager Countess just died?

• Gosh, I don't know. I'm just as confused as you are.

• Hold on … let me finish my drink. AHHHH. OK, what's up?

• Probably because I was speeding like a crazy mo-fo. That about right?

• Are you asking philosophically? Might just the answer to your question also be a question? "Why NOT pull me over?" Yeah. Think about it. Woah.

• Ooh, ooh. I love this game. Let's say why at the same time.

• Not sure. Let's check with my unconscious passenger.

• Because you need the green, and I'm holdin'. Purple Kush special this week, sir.

• Let's just cut to the chase … vvvvvrrrooooommmmmm.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Beau, Matt, Dana, Drew, Hans, Susan, and others for contributing to today's Ledge.






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