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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Nurture partnerships that are under pressure. It's better to be nice than nasty if you want to get a good response. Sensitive issues that are left to fester will escalate. Taking care of past regrets or problems will help you move forward now.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Discipline and practical applications will help you solve any problem you face. Showing your concern for others will lead to an interesting alliance. Favors will be granted if you are straightforward regarding what you want and need.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't meddle or offer help. If you get involved in a sticky situation, you will risk being blamed. Protect your position and your reputation. Moderation is required. Love is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't be shy; share your thoughts and ideas, and you will gain momentum and attract the help you require to excel. Let your intuition guide you when dealing with people or situations of a sensitive nature. Back away from people displaying erratic behavior.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will enhance your outlook, ideas, and imagination if you visit people or places that are unusual or offer something you've never experienced before. Take care of what's necessary, then take care of you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A contract or partnership can alter your financial future. A new plan or commitment coupled with pursuing a joint venture will give you a new lease on life. Details will be what separate you from the competition.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Engage in pastimes or groups that will introduce you to new and exciting people. It's time to spice up your life and put yourself first. Romance is on the rise, and a chance to enhance your love life is apparent.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Home is where you belong. Turn your abode into your den for both work and play. Set aside time to take care of your personal desires and to explore possibilities that will shape your future. Let your intuition guide you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Read between the lines, or you may fall victim to a scam. Keep your conversations to the point and as honest as possible. You will be misunderstood if you are too exuberant. Changes at home will end up being beneficial.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Ease into whatever you want to pursue. Making assumptions based on too few facts will lead to an emotional mess. Try to decipher the information you gather before making any sudden moves.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look, and you shall find. Don't mess with what's working. Focus on what you can do to improve your life, your position,, and your home base. Your ideas are solid — now all you have to do is implement your plan of attack.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take everything you do seriously and show others that you mean business. Your attitude will make the difference at the end of the day. Own your position, and control your decision. Simplicity and moderation will lead to victory.



Love is...:

• Love is a three-week break filled with people asking me when they'll get to read the Ledge again.

• Love is a breathtakingly good BM, making you smile in the morning even before your shower (or during).

• Love is finding out the girl he's cheating on you with looks a lot like you.

• Love is like oxygen: you get too much and you get high, not enough and you're gonna die.

• Love is finding another satisfactory-looking person whose name matches the one already tattooed on your neck.

• Love is realizing you both enjoy the same unspeakable fetish.

• Love is a red M&M; I heard it gives you cancer.

• Love is bathing the homeless with your tongue.

• Love is selling your eldest daughter on the human-traffic market to cover your overdue child-support payments.

• Love is going to the gym every day … in order to get as far away as possible from your significant other.

• Love is all-conquering, except when it comes to the Hulk (that dude is unstoppable).

• Love is saying "Hello" to his little friend.

• Love is two naked children with hearts floating all around them, because that's not weird or gross or anything.

• Love is as immaculate as popped zit.

Andrew R. Juhl is a lover AND a fighter … and a writer. He's a lo-fi-verighter.






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