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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Someone interesting who can offer you good advice or an opportunity will come into your life if you volunteer or use your talents to help others. A serious union will help you explore new possibilities. Your experience will pay off.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Share information, and you will come up with something that works. You will make new allies and bring about a collaboration with people who share your concerns, values, and solutions. Discipline coupled with action will pay off.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Too much of anything will turn into a bad experience. You have to gauge your time and your input so that you aren't taken advantage of or treated wrongly. Focus on what you know you can accomplish, not what others want you to do.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A steady pace will ensure that you make headway. Put a little muscle behind whatever you set out to do. Strength, courage, and originality will lead to your success. A serious relationship must be nurtured. Impulse is the enemy.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Visit unfamiliar places, interact with people who come from different walks of life, and you will gather interesting information that will enable you to let go of the past and move full speed into the future. Love is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't judge others or jump to conclusions without having all the facts. Take your time, listen, and show compassion. Communicating openly will help you decide what to do next. Don't allow someone's demands to ruin your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Revisit old ideas, and do what you can to spice things up. You will get a far better reaction if you let your imagination wander and your creativity flow. Don't worry about others. Put your needs first and foremost.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put more time and effort into creative endeavors. Not everyone will appreciate what you do, but the ones who do will also offer contributions that will help you develop something unique and serviceable with potential to be profitable as well.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen, but hold your response until it's appropriate. You will face trouble, opposition, and challenges if you are too outspoken or pushy about what you want to see happen. Stick close to home, and prepare what you want to do next.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll need to show compassion if you want others to help in return. Someone will have a change of heart or make last-minute changes, but you mustn't let this deter you from following through with your plans. Use your imagination.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Focus on the positive, and look at what you can gain by attending a lecture or talking to someone with expertise in a field that interests you. You'll come across an opportunity that can result in a new beginning. Embrace change.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stabilize your situation, taking control and making things happen. It's up to you to enforce what you want and to follow through. You have great ideas and the drive to excel. Don't let a personal contract interfere with your plans.



Lyric Answer Man

Q: How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?

A: Zero; he's already a man, otherwise the question would be, "How many roads must a boy walk down before you can call him a man?"

Q: Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

A: Oui. Très oui.

Q: Why don't we do it in the road?

A: Because it's really dangerous. And dirty.

Q: Who let the dogs out?

A: My Uncle Willard, when I was 7. Two of them came home. The third was hit by an Oldsmobile and died a few days later. Thanks for bringing it up.

Q: Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

A: John Shaft.

Q: Do you believe in magic?

A: No.

Q: Have I told you lately that I love you?

A: Even if you have, it never hurts to say it more often.

Q: Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

A: Sadly, yes.

Q: How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge wanna go down?

A: Because you're a tramp.

Q: Will you love me forever?

A: Let me sleep on it.

Q: Will you still love me tomorrow?

A: Now you're just being pushy.

Q: He was a boy, she was a girl; can I make it any more obvious?

A: Apparently not, otherwise, you could have saved me three minutes.

Q: Should I stay or should I go now?

A: You should go, now. Although there will still be trouble, it will be only half as much as if you had stayed.

Q: Why can't we be friends?

A: We can. What are you doing Saturday?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Google for helping assemble this list.






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