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ARIES (March 21-April 19): An emotional situation will entice you to say something that will make matters worse. Bide your time, focus on a creative endeavor, and do your best to keep the peace with people you deal with daily. Let past experience be your lesson.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Engage in discussions with people you can share information with, and you will discover a way to make a difference. Don't let a partner limit what you can do or put pressure on you to go in a direction you don't agree with.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Concentrate on what you have and how you can make it grow — or at least maintain what you've got. Making personal changes that will enhance your outlook or your appearance will lead to interesting new acquaintances. Love is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Speak up, take action, and you can make a difference. A partnership will take an unusual turn toward greater stability. Travel to a destination that will motivate you to follow through with a plan.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Added responsibilities will surface. The way you handle your personal and financial life will set the stage for what's to come. Creative accounting and building up your assets should be your first choice. Partnership opportunities should be considered.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Discuss your ideas and plans with peers, and do whatever you can to position yourself for future advancement. An unusual investment or trendy idea will pay off as long as you avoid overdoing and overspending. A challenge will entice you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Change will catch you by surprise. Don't lose sight of your dreams, hopes, and wishes just because someone has a change of heart or plans. Secure your position by socializing with people who can help you excel.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your skills to the test. Don't let a relationship come between you and your goals. Making simple yet unique changes at home will help you embrace new ways of doing daily tasks. Stand up, make demands, and you'll get your way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't be fooled by a big talker who makes empty promises. Trust in your talent and ability to do things on your own. You don't need a partner taking advantage of your good nature or your skills. Focus on love, not work.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Revisit a plan, and find a way to make it successful. Mixing the old with the new will bring back old memories and reconnect you to people from your past. Listen to what others say, but follow your own path. Limit spending.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.18): Discretion will be necessary when dealing with people from different backgrounds. Indulge in something new, but don't forget where you come from and what works best for you. Protect your health and your heart.

PISCES (Feb.19-March 20): Don't look back. Focus on what must be done, and move swiftly. If you slow down or let uncertainty take over, you will lose ground and be faced with opposition. Don't let shortsightedness lead to a costly mishap. Cover your back.



The 'Are you my last roommate?' Quiz:

• Will you thaw ground deer meat on the kitchen counter? On a paper towel? For three days?

• Will you then put the bloody deer meat into the fridge, allowing the bloody deer meat to make a congealed pool in the crisper drawer in addition to the congealed pool that has now affixed the paper towel to the counter?

• Will you then let the bloody deer meat set so long in the fridge that it becomes rancid?

• Will you refuse to throw out the rancid deer meat, and will you get mad at me when I finally do?

• Will you refuse to clean any of the congealed pools of blood in the fridge or on the counter?

• Will you do the above things on a bimonthly basis for roughly a year?

• Will you routinely get up on Fridays before your alarm goes off, dress, lock your bedroom door, and leave the house for the entire weekend while your alarm ceaselessly buzzes and rings until you finally come home?

• When you meet my father, will you imply to him that his son is "probably a fag?"

• Do you think that breaking the window in your bedroom is an acceptable substitute for buying a fan in the summer?

• Will you demand I pay to fix your broken window in the winter because you are "too cold" and I am "the landlord?"

• Why are you such an asshole? Really? Were you bullied in grade school? Well, good.

Andrew R. Juhl is never cleaning another fridge.






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