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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Impulsive moves will lead to a mishap or unfortunate situation. Do your best to stick to familiar people and places. Expand an interest that you used to enjoy. Offer suggestions to someone you care about, and you will make a difference.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take charge, and do what needs to be done. Your unique way of viewing an impossible situation will enhance your reputation with acquaintances but may hamper your relationship with someone you love or who depends on you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Trouble will surface, affecting your position if you aren’t careful what you say or do regarding work or a colleague. An opportunity to get together with someone can change a decision you have to make regarding your professional direction.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Follow through with your plans, and you will get the benefits you are hoping for. Changing your residence, spending time with creative people, or joining a new group will enhance your life and lead to options that have eluded you in the past.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Cover up mistakes that might cause you sorrow. It’s up to you to deal with anyone making accusations directly before a problem has time to escalate. Love is on the rise, but getting involved in a dicey relationship will damage your reputation.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You’ll be able to attract positive attention from colleagues and your boss if you take action and responsibility for a job that is perplexing and difficult. The extra hours spent will result in experience, knowledge, and advancement. Prepare to celebrate.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may not agree with what’s going on at home or in your immediate family, but being an observer rather than taking sides will be your best alternative. An activity that will get you away from any ongoing turmoil will ease stress.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Work alongside people who understand your position and relate to your creative and unique ideals, and you will ensure that you receive the help and dedication required to reach your goals. Don’t let a romantic relationship limit your productivity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Tread carefully. You will be misinterpreted or misrepresented if you share your thoughts. Arguments will lead to isolation or an inability to move forward. Accept the inevitable, and do your best to keep the peace.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of business. This is an ideal time to reassess your position and to apply for a new job or add responsibilities to the position you currently hold. A jealous individual will make you look bad. Respond abruptly but honestly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb.18): Don’t limit the possibilities. Pick up information or skills that will help you reach your goals. Don’t let what others do or say spin out of control. Honesty is the best policy. Pampering will do you good emotionally and physically.

PISCES (Feb.19-March 20): You may have to keep a secret in order to protect your reputation and future prospects. Starting a relationship with someone from your past will put you in a compromising position. Avoid acting impulsively or responding aggressively.

If you have said this in class, I probably hate you:

• “I know you said that this wouldn’t be on the exam, but could you please [waste time during the exam-review session instead of making me come to your office hours, which is where one-on-one discussions like these should be taking place]?”

• “Are you saying [thing you just said in nearly the exact same words as you just said it]?”

• “Can to compare this topic with [an unrelated topic that it would never be compared to in practice]?”

• “Would this still be an issue if [gender or race or ethnicity or money] didn’t exist?”

• “I didn’t do the readings because I was sick.”

• “I don’t feel like [established scientific fact] is right because [states personal experience].”

• “This class overlaps with another class I’m taking; do you mind if I [leave/arrive] 30 minutes [early/late] for the rest of the semester? This won’t affect my attendance points, right?”

• “How do I do [simple action] in [basic software program available to everyone on campus]?”

• “When are your office hours? Where is your office? What building is that? [Can you tell me this and other things that are in the syllabus you gave us on the first day?]”

• “If we want, can we do the group project by ourselves?”

• “Do you mind if we work in pairs for the individual project? Can our pair be three people?”

Andrew R. Juhl is a patient man. He’s been a patient at many places.

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