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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Finish overdue projects that have to do with legal, financial, or health issues. Travel to whatever destinations will help you push through paperwork. Complete anything that may hold you back next year. A creative investment will pay off.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Make your year-end plans to ensure you don’t miss visiting someone special. Traveling, communicating, and sharing with the people who mean the most to you will bring you closer together. Be creative when shopping for gifts or personal items.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ignore anyone standing in the way of your progress. It’s important not to let your emotions take over, causing you to be excessive or outspoken. Job interviews look promising if you stick to the truth regarding what you can offer.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): An unusual visit or short jaunt to a destination that sparks ideas to motivate, inspire, or excite the people you love will pay off. Don’t let someone at work cause you to worry about something that is not your responsibility.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take the stage. Set up events or whatever else you can do to win favors and boost your reputation. Don’t let your insecurities or someone eager to put you down lead to waffling. You should be intent on following through with plans.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Separate your work and your personal life in order to avoid suspicious innuendoes or a scene based on unwarranted emotional overreaction. You are best to keep the peace. Don’t confuse someone’s motives or capability to make you look bad.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Backtrack if it will help you put your personal matters in order. It’s important to address unfinished business that entails seeing someone you have had feelings for in the past. Let your intuition guide you regarding children, loved ones and money.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can’t lose if you follow your gut feeling when it comes to personal matters. An impulsive move won’t pay off, but a well-thought-out and precisely executed attempt will. An honest, heartfelt effort will lead to good fortune.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A surprise may leave you speechless. Try not to show your emotions. Positive actions will far exceed the results you get if you are dishonest, negative, or uncompromising. Focus on decorative changes you can make at home, but stick to a budget.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Join in any activity that will allow you to get to know your associates better. The chance to share your thoughts and to claim a good position among your peers will result in offering favors that will buy future support. Love is highlighted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Listen to authority, and follow the rules to avoid any mishap that might cost you personally. Don’t question someone’s feelings when you should be considering your motives. Positive changes at home will help your situation.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Say little, do more. Your actions will determine what others think of you. Leading someone on will not bode well in the end. Focus on family funds and putting aside cash that will allow you to share with the ones you love.



Advice from Sun Tzu’s Art of War that my girlfriend strictly adheres to in our relationship:

• Hold out baits to entice the enemy, feign disorder, and crush him.

• Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.

• Take heed: Peace proposals unaccompanied by a sworn covenant indicate a plot.

• One must be able to mystify one’s man by false reports and appearances and thus keep him in total ignorance.

• … Exhibit the coyness of a maiden until the enemy gives you an opening.

• Be subtle! Be subtle! And use spies for every kind of business.

• … To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy’s resistance without fighting.

• The enemy’s spies must be sought out, tempted with bribes, led away, and comfortably bedded. Thus, they will become converted spies and available for your service.

• If a man is punished before he has grown attached to you, he will not prove submissive; and, unless submissive, he will be practically useless.

• On contentious ground, you should protect your rear.

• … The enemy can be forced into an engagement even if he is sheltered behind a high rampart and a deep ditch.

Andrew R. Juhl said: Neener, neener, neener.






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