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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Reassess your physical and financial situation, and make positive adjustments to counter any problems that might arise. Keep your emotions in check, and listen carefully to what’s being said. Information will be the key to your success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Check out the possibilities and the contributions you can make. Make positive changes that will increase your earning potential and help make your personal life less stressful. Use your intelligence to get what you want.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A great idea can lead to professional options that were not available in the past. Put your plans into motion, and invest in what you know and do best. Your talent will be recognized as more opportunities unfold.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your charm and expertise will help you gain support. Networking will encourage greater opportunity to form a partnership that can alter your life. Business and personal relationships must be nurtured.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): What you say will influence the outcome. Make sure you are thinking far enough ahead before you take a position that will affect your home and family. Consider the additional responsibilities you will incur if you make an error now.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Listen as well as engage in talks, and you will make a difference to your community, a friendship, or your direction. Take action when you feel someone is treading on your territory or making a move that can influence your financial position.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Use your imagination to avoid a professional mishap. A change in the way you earn money may be stressful at first, but once you take charge of your life and your future prospects, you will find peace of mind. Trust in your ideas.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You may feel uncertain or confused regarding your future, but if you rely on your imagination, ingenuity, and unique style, you will discover a path that leads to greater comfort and joy. Open up about your desires, and help will be offered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make domestic and personal alterations that will allow you to cut corners that have been causing you grief and holding you back. You are best to resurrect old means and methods and alleviate high-priced ticket items. Dig to get the facts.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Check your emotions at the door when doing business. You can gain ground if you are efficient, a little ruthless, and stingy. Common sense coupled with an interesting way to get more for less will make you look like a genius.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep your ideas and plans a secret. You will face opposition if you put up a fuss or you are too free-spirited about life and the way you want to live. Listen and observe what others intend to do before making your move.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): All eyes will be on you, and controversy can be expected. Ensure that you have well-laid-out plans, and you will be difficult to defeat. Money will come to you from an unusual source, enabling a wish to come true.



Why finals shouldn’t be scheduled so close to the holidays:

• All this studying makes you more depressed then when you learned the truth about Santa in eighth grade.

• Instead of getting lost in the wonder and magic of the holiday season, you get lost trying to properly set up a stoichiometry equation.

• Your studies begin to influence your holiday thoughts, and you begin asking questions such as “Could Santa’s elves perhaps be the presumed-extinct Homo florensiensis we learned about in Human Origins?”

• Your diversions become holiday-tinged, like attempting to disprove Santa’s existence by using rate and distance formulae from your Calculus for Business notes.

• Instead of wearing festive red and green and listening to Christmas ditties, you feel like dressing in all black, putting on mascara, and pumping up the screamo.

• You end up thinking about the rhetoric behind and their ulterior motives Christmas commercials, instead of just enjoying how truly cheesy they are.

• How is a person supposed to focus when eggnog is so cheap and plentiful?

• Instead of drinking with friends in celebration and memories of good times past, you are drinking by alone in your room, trying to forget as much of the last few months as possible.

• Whenever someone asks what you want for Christmas, without thinking you reply “all As.”

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brendan O’Donnell for today’s Ledge.






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