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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Aggressively seek information or travel to places that inspire you or will help you use what you have learned to move forward in the future. A change in your relationship with someone special will bring you closer together.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Getting along with others will determine your future. You must share and compromise when necessary if you want to be taken seriously. Someone from your past will give you a chance to reclaim lost territory.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotions will be close to the surface, causing you to make choices that may not be the best for you professionally. Weigh the pros and cons, and try to satisfy both your personal and business needs without making a fuss.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Look for answers in unusual places. If you revisit old ideas and incorporate what you’ve got with trends, you will show others your diversity when it comes to finding solutions. Don’t let love stand in the way of your professional progress.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take time out to do things you enjoy. The experience you gain from interacting with people from different backgrounds or by trying something you’ve never done before will inspire you to make changes that will improve your life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Study what’s going on around you, and base your decisions on factual information. Don’t let anger get the better of you when dealing with incompetence or family matters that could result in unwanted change. Focus on positive, productive, and compromising changes.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stop procrastinating; start doing. Approach authority figures with sophistication, facts, and experience to get whatever documentation you need to further your interests. Now is the time to travel, share your ideas, and launch something new. Romance is highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Share your thoughts, and form a partnership with people you find motivating and creative. Offer your services to people you want to further your business relationships with by finding a way to incorporate your specialty.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Someone from your past will challenge you. Embrace whatever you face with confidence, and you will surpass whatever competition awaits you. Opportunity knocks — don’t hesitate to go after what you want. Love and romance are in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Discipline is required if you want to get ahead. Don’t be distracted by what others do or say. You must stay focused and maintain consistency if you want to come out on top. An emotional situation must not be allowed to curb your progress.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Let go of the past and any grudges you harbor. Living in the present and looking toward the future will bring positive results. A romantic relationship can get you back on track. Passion will lead to a long-term commitment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be careful how you portray who you are. Someone will be watching every move you make to ensure you are good for your word. Now is not the time to slack or make unrealistic promises. Work hard, play hard, be honest.



Tipping the Scales:

· On a scale of 1 to 10, what’s your favorite color of the week?

· On a scale of 1 to 10, it would be really hard to weigh yourself.

· On a scale of 1 to 9¾, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter?

· On a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is it that people think the midpoint is 5?

· On a scale of 1 to 1010, how well do you understand binary?

· On a scale of 1 to 10, ∏2 would be an above-average score for a mathematician.

· On a scale of 1 to a# minor, how good are you at reading music?

· On a scale of 1 to 1, how much do you enjoy free will?

· On a scale of 10 to 1, how unsure are you of how to rate your answer to this question?

· On a scale of 1 to 10, how much for a half-ounce of Purple Kush?

· On a scale of 1 to America, how broke are you?

· On a scale of 1 to kittens, how sex is chocolate?

· On a scale of 1 to nonsensical, orange orangutan nipple cheese?

· On a scale of 1 to Beating a Dead Horse, how tired are you of this joke structure?

— Andrew R. Juhl acknowledges that some of the above jokes may or do exist in similar forms around the Internet; this exists as a collection, not as original work.






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