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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Follow your instincts, not what others push on you. Love is highlighted, but you must be the one in charge. Make suggestions based on what you find entertaining. A creative idea you have should be developed for future use.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t make any hasty decisions regarding financial matters. Less will end up being more, and prudence will turn out to be a wise choice. Partnerships can be re-established. Show your strengths, not your weaknesses.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ll spin in several different directions, which may work for you, but you will confuse someone trying to keep up. Slow down, and discover what others have to offer. An unusual approach to using your skills will bring high returns.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Respond to what’s being done and said. It’s staying on top of a situation that will make you look good. Your skills coupled with your innovative ideas will bring you greater recognition. Don’t worry about the changes others make. Do your own thing.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep a low profile, and let others make the first move. Stability is what you should strive to maintain. A change in the way you do things or the way you portray your image will help to spice up your personal life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Being upfront may cause a scene, but it will get you what you want. Seek answers from outside your immediate family, and you will get a better understanding of how your personal situation is perceived and how to make it better.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Talk matters through, and come to decisions based on honesty and what works for the majority. Problems will arise if anyone refuses to compromise. A change of plans will lead to a turning point in a relationship you have with someone.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Stick to an idea or project that you feel can alter your financial future. Exploring new ways of using your skills or talents to generate more cash flow will lead to an interesting partnership and a better personal life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make choices based on what you require to feel happy and satisfied with your life. A change at home will give you new hope for a brighter future. Approach business deals striving for equality and long-term benefits.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ve got all the right moves. Make interesting alterations to your home and family life that will bring you greater respect and control regarding future projects and choices. Don’t let someone’s change of heart bother you. Let go; keep moving.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Hang on to what you’ve got. Talk over financial plans with someone you want to spend more time with. Collaboration will help you determine what your next move should be. Take control when it comes to love and commitment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Listen carefully to what’s being offered. Make amendments to suit your needs. As long as you are reasonable, you will get your way. Share your valuable point of view, and it will help generate more long-term benefits.



Possible reasons I’m still single:

• I’ve been rocking this Sun Drop T-shirt since before it was cool. That’s right: since fifth grade. So what if I’m 200 pounds and it’s a child’s medium? I look gooooood.

• I refuse to gamble, but I like to hang around convenience stores and ask people for their non-winning lotto tickets, and then send those in for the second chance drawings.

• My license plate reads “EMO STUD.”

• I don’t own a car.

• I own an Xbox 360, PS3, Wii, and a 65-inch 3D-LCTV — but no furniture.

• I wear my gym clothes to bed. Usually right after getting home from the gym.

• I’ve caught all the Pokémon. My fanfic now focuses on the forced eugenics program instituted by President Ash.

• I have three pairs of lucky underwear. They’re all lacy thong panties. They’re all tied to my backpack. They’re all used and unwashed. They’re all mine.

• I keep a framed signed photo from Barney the Dinosaur on my desk at work. Sometimes it talks to me.

• I work from home.

• I’m currently unemployed.

• I like to go to the gym with a boom box and blast Journey while I wail on my pecs.

• I’m afraid to give to AIDS charities because I don’t want to become infected. With charity. (I’m not stupid.)

• The “new voice mail” notification on my cell phone is an MP3 of me singing “You have a new voice mail, Mr. Juhl, and your penis is super duper gr-r-r-reat!” (It’s a half-truth.)

• Socks and sandals, y’all.

Andrew R. Juhl smells like cinnamon and butt.






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