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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You'll be flooded with suggestions. Try to stay in control, but do not leverage yourself financially, emotionally, or physically. You are best to take time out to reassess your situation. A pleasure trip will do you good.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Look at business partnerships, and decide how inspired you are by the prospects of what's being offered. You may want to redesign your existing agreement with someone before you infuse more cash into a project.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional manipulation will lead to alienation. You cannot force your will on others or give in to someone trying to do the same to you. Equality will be a must if you are going to achieve a good working or personal relationship with anyone.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Secrets will be revealed, and although you may want to react impulsively, you are best to absorb the information you receive and wait for the right time to use it. Socialize with people who can help you advance.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make plans to engage in an unusual event or activity that will expand your awareness or help you be the best you can be. Greater stability will be yours if you help out someone in need. The rewards will be greater than anticipated.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't act on an emotional whim when what's required is a factual and practical plan to reach your goals. Good fortune will be yours if you are aware of what others need in order to feel comfortable with your plans. Love is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Check out courses being offered that interest you or a vacation or conference that will motivate you to take charge of your life and to try new things. Offering impractical solutions will end up costing you time and money. Discipline is required.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Expect to do damage control if you weren't careful about the information you've been sharing lately. Someone is likely to question you if something you said doesn't add up. Stick to facts. Love is in the stars, but secret affairs are off-limits.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't be fooled by someone's actions. Ulterior motives are likely behind a flirtatious conversation. Don't let ego lead you down the wrong path when there is plenty of opportunity with someone you already have in your corner.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Financial gain using a unique approach to business and turning a skill into a service that is in demand are doable. Stay true to yourself, and move forward with your plans. This is not the time to be inconsistent or indecisive.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Home is where your heart is. Expanding your family or altering your living arrangements to suit your needs will help you adjust to changes. Realizing emotionally how your money and greater prosperity have worked out will help you expand your interests.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional setbacks can be expected if you don't see things eye to eye with the people you are dealing with personally or professionally. Too much of anything will lead to loss.

 

 

 

 


Misheard sayings …

• Let weeping dogs cry.

• Love is a mini-splendored thong.

• Music has charms to tooth the savage breast.

• Snow shoes is good shoes.

• Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust into of them.

• The best offense is a good skunk fence.

• The brass is always cleaner on the other slide.

• To make an omelet, you've got to break a few legs.

• See no weevil, hear no weevil, seek no weevil.

• That's neither ear nor hair.

• Two in a bird is worth the hand in the bush.

• An Englishman's mom is his hassle.

• You can't be tall things to tall people.

• Fight fire with water.

• Be still, my bleeding heart.

• Don't eat you panties in a lunch.

• A little college can be a dangerous thing.

• Clothes only count in horseshoes and hand grenades.

• Don't be a strangler.

• In the land of the blond, the two-eyed man is king.

Andrew R. Juhl thinks cats have line knives. He doesn't know what that could possibly mean, but he's still a little scared.













 
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