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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Conflict will surface if you feel you are working harder than your colleagues. Impulsive decisions will cost you a friendship with one of your peers. Don't let anger be your chariot when silence and perfection will win the race.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may have difficulties with a partner if you cannot find common ground. A face-to-face conversation will bring better results. Consider a suggestion that is a little obscure but has potential. A vocational opportunity is within reach. Avoid love spats.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A last-minute change of plans will be to your benefit. Getting together with people who have something to offer you will contribute to your goal. Physical changes or activities will raise your self-esteem. You can profit if you act on a hunch.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Consider the consequences if you take on responsibilities that don't belong to you. Limitations are likely to lead to depression should you miss out on something you really wanted to attend due to prior commitments.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Learn from past experience. Injury or arguments will prevail if you cannot put grudges or failures behind you. Focus on what you can experience through educational pursuits or on spending time with people from different backgrounds. Romance is highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't make serious decisions regarding money, contracts, or medical matters based on emotions. Do more research, and consider your options before you jump to conclusions or do something impractical. Secrets will lead to confrontation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Partnership problems are apparent if you let your emotions interfere with what needs to be done and the decisions you must make. Separate business from personal, and move forward with discipline and common sense. Your professionalism will lead to greater opportunities.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be careful. Minor mishaps will leave you in an awkward position. Concentrate on your creative projects. Stick close to home, but don't let personal relationships interfere with your productivity. Discipline and hard work will pay off.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Showing off will grab attention resulting in added support and acknowledgment for your attributes. A partnership will help you get more done in half the time. Home improvements will pay off and set your mind at ease. Love is in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let your emotions interfere with your accomplishments. You cannot please everyone, so do what you feel is best for you and the ones you love and keep moving forward. A change will cause discord with a friend or relative.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep an open mind. A good deal is apparent. With a little work on your part, you can end up in a better position personally or financially. Larger quarters or a better workspace will add to your skills and your productivity. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stay on top of what you must accomplish. Someone will take advantage of you if you aren't careful. Frustration and depression due to an emotional money situation can stifle your plans if you aren't creative in the way you handle your personal funds.

 

 

 

 


The Best Holidays in No Particular Order:

• Thanksgiving … because nothing says pious gratitude like unmitigated gluttony.

• Yom Kippur … because a little atonement can go a long way. At least that's what my parole officer keeps saying.

• New Year's Eve … because it's a good time to separate the casual drunks from the true career lushes.

• Festivus … because grievances will always need to be aired and feats of strength will always need to be performed.

• Kwanzaa … because muumuus are slimming.

• No Pants Day… because even the palest, hairiest, varicosiest set of gams deserves to see the light of day at least once a year.

• Valentine's Day … because it keeps people from killing themselves for fear of looking like a sad cliché.

• Father's Day … because it keeps the ugly tie and paperweight industries barely afloat.

• President's Day … because being the most powerful person in the world is all well and good, but without your own holiday, do you really rate?

• Grandparent's Day … because it's a good excuse to get Grandpa drunk and snicker at his crotchety, old-timey swear words.

• Columbus Day … because it's about time white European types finally got some recognition for their accomplishments.

• Halloween … because when you're a kid, it's costumes and candy. When you're older, it's seasonal beers and costumes as candy. Bona fide King of Holidays.

Will Hartman will see his birthday made a national holiday yet.













 
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