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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Hold on to information. What you now have to offer is valuable and you don't want to give it away for free. A partnership will help you get further ahead, but only if you both bring equal amounts of knowledge to the table.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Changes at work or with your peers may be unnerving, but don't show your surprise. Do the groundwork required to come up with alternate solutions to any situation you face. Look out for your interests first and foremost. Finish what you start.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A proposal being offered may not be as opportunistic as it's portrayed. Do your due diligence before you agree to something you may regret. Honesty will be required on your part as well. Stick close to home. Self-improvement is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't be afraid of success or failure. Expose what you can do, and you can make improvements as you move forward. New experiences will do you good and help to shape what's to come. Listen to your heart, not what everyone else says.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A change of heart will catch you by surprise. Don't give in to someone unwilling to meet you halfway. Be upfront and you will make an impression that will alter circumstances. Love can play an important role in your financial future.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An emotional plea will help you sort out a personal problem you face. Take a physical approach to what needs to be done. Walk the walk instead of just talking the talk. Nurturing a situation will lead to a better future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Search for a better way to use your talents and skills to earn higher wages or to obtain the gratification you want for what you do. Don't sit around when you should be out looking for professional opportunities.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Stick close to home and make your surroundings conducive to your creative needs. Keep things mellow and avoid anyone who is acting argumentative. An unusual project will ease your stress. Share ideas with people you consider worthy contributors.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Temptation is apparent, but so is disillusionment and emotional deception. Before you agree to anything personally or professionally, question both your motives as well as others'. You are best to focus on your love life and personal self-improvements.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep things out in the open. A misunderstanding will end up costing you time and money. Don't get lured into a situation that will lead to personal complications. An unusual project will help open doors that were closed in the past.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Discretion will be necessary to avoid hurting someone's feelings. Concentrate on raising your income and utilizing your talents to better suit the current economic climate. Improve your home and you will be able to cut your overhead.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Go over a pending situation and consider the mistake you may have made. It's hard to move forward if you don't rectify situations that need to be addressed. You will be judged by your actions and the way you deal with others.

 

 

 

 


Overheard at Iowa:

• "I'll have a PBR. With a slice of lime."
— Ah, George's, the bastion of all things classy.
(Overheard by Andrew Juhl)

• Guy 1: He's a roommate of that artistic guy.
Guy 2: There's an artistic guy on our floor? Like Rain Man?
— With great power comes blue balls.
(Overheard by Shelley Lowe)

• Guy: They made Black History Month the shortest month of the year.
Girl: October?
— Because 31 aren't very many days.
(Overheard by Trisha Spence)

• Fratty 1: I think I wanna run for student government next year.
Fratty 2: Why? Are you getting laid too easily?
— With great power comes blue balls.
(Overheard by Andrew Juhl)

• Guy 1: You get free tuition if you get hit by a Cambus.
Guy 2: I'll get a job at Cambus and hit you.
— That's what friends are for.
(Overheard by Trisha Spence)

• Guy 1: I don't know, she's got kind of a weird nose.
Guy 2: Are you saying you wouldn't have sex with her if you had the chance?
Guy1: I wouldn't have sex with her nose.
— Reasonable concessions are the key to successful negotiations.
(Overheard by Matt Gorman)

Andrew R. Juhl thanks the above contributors for originally posting on the "Overheard at Iowa" Facebook group.













 
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