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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Not everyone will share information. Listen carefully, and observe what those around you are doing. It will be important to stay in the loop if you want to reach your goals. An interesting partnership will develop from an inquiry.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Pick and choose your arguments, and make sure you know what you are talking about before you engage in a conversation. Sticking to doing what you do best; saying little for the time being will bring the best results. Emotional deception is apparent.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You won't see what's going on around you clearly. Your emotions will supersede practicality, resulting in trouble at work and with those you count on for help. Keep life and the things you do simple. Avoid overdoing it.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't hold back; clear the air, even if it means you'll have to face adversity. It's better to know where you stand and who is by your side at the end of the day. Communication, travel, and lifestyle changes are all prevalent.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Live life your way, and don't pick fights with those who don't do or feel the same way you do. Gravitate toward the people who do share your sentiments and are striving to make the same improvements as you, and you will find strength.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Pick and choose your friends wisely. You may be attracted to someone for the wrong reasons. Don't let emotional deception lead to a problem. Mixing business with pleasure may entice you, but it will not be practical or productive.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Mixed emotions will surface over money matters and past relationships. Leave the past behind, and look to opportunities that will enhance your chance to be successful. A change in the company you keep will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Rely on your intuition, and you will make good personal and creative choices. A chance to make money is available, but that will only happen if you adjust what and the way you invest. Support your ideas, and believe in what you do.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Avoid serious pursuits that are not clearly defined. You will end up running in circles if you believe everything you hear. Stop and decipher what it is you actually want and who is leading you astray. Don't take chances.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Learn from the past. Expose what hasn't worked, and remember who may have gotten in your way. Do not make the same mistake twice when there is so much to gain by relying on what you know from the experience you have encountered.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't let anger show your weakness. Concentrate on improvement and getting the most out of whatever you pursue. Fixing up your residence or expanding your circle of friends will lead to greater options. Love is on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Follow your intuition, but don't overreact, overdo, or overspend. Not everyone will tell you the truth, and it's up to you to decide what is fact and what is fiction. Be true to your beliefs and standards.

 

 

 

 


Increasingly apparent signs that Robin might need a therapist:

• "Holy buckets of pudding, Batman."

• "Holy tears of a clown, Batman."

• "Holy ominous rain clouds that never seem to let me be, Batman."

• "Holy repressed memories of witnessing my parents' death, Batman."

• "Holy walking up walls is an obvious metaphor for my excessively abnormal lifestyle, Batman."

• "Holy the Penguin reminds me of my uncle my parents would never leave me alone with after that one time, Batman."

• "Holy seriously, Batman, do you ever cry deep into the night, only to finally fall asleep out of exhaustion on your salt-stained pillows?"

• "Holy wingless angels who cry never-ending streams of blood, Batman."

• "Holy cow, have you ever noticed how much Barbara Gordon looks like my mother, Batman?"

• "Holy … holy hell, Batman. Why are we even here? I mean, does what we do in Gotham even make a lick of difference? I … I'm just not sure that it does. I need a stiff drink, Bruce."

• "Holy put a sock in it, Bruce. What do you care if people know you're Batman? Bruce Wayne is Batman. BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN. Ha. Now it's out there. Just try getting it back."

• "Holy — *hic* — holy — *hic* — holy tat-o-nine-cails, Matbam. *hic*."

• "Holy crap, Batman. I'm going back to bed. Wake me up when something — anything — matters. ALFRED.? Where's my Scotch?"

Andrew R. Juhl thinks Nightwing is the better superhero, anyhow.













 
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