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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't force change; accept what's being offered. Your communication skills will help you establish a position that will bring you greater clout. Share your vision, and you will attract interest in what you are doing as well as in who you are.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Sudden changes will alter the way you do things professionally. Don't trust what others do or say. Look out for your own interests, and protect your position, finances, and health. When one door closes, another will open.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Expand your interests, and put your skills to the test. Set your priorities straight, and don't stop until you reach your destination. Love is in the stars, but it must not throw you off your professional plan.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Consider your options, look at what others are contributing, and make a decision that will keep you out of trouble. Keeping your emotions under control will be necessary, especially when dealing with children, elders, or someone you don't trust.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Temper tantrums will develop if you don't compromise. A personal relationship may suffer if you use pressure to get your way. Travel plans or visiting unfamiliar places will help you broaden your perspective on a situation you face.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Try your very best. Get everything on your to-do list out of the way before you take on more commitments. A work-related event would allow you to share your plans for the future, gathering interest from those who might help you advance.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Discussing plans will motivate you to get started. Love is on the rise. Getting involved in causes you feel strongly about will allow you to engage in a friendship based on common interests.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keeping your thoughts private will be beneficial financially and emotionally. Once you are sure you have your plans ready to launch, you will not have to worry about someone disclosing information that has the potential to stand in the way of your success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't hesitate to show off what you can do. Someone will see the value you bring to the table and want to include you in something you'll find interesting and lucrative. Love is in the stars. Travel and communication are favored.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Communication must be well thought out and executed with precision. An unusual reaction from someone you thought you knew well will catch you off guard. Don't share information that you don't want spread around. Love is likely to be costly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make personal changes that will help to simplify your life and bring in more cash. Cutting your overhead or sharing your expenses with someone will help you get a better handle on your situation. A love relationship will enhance your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional stress and deception can be expected. Don't share secret information. Concentrate on learning as much as you can about a situation that could end up causing you a problem. Keep your money and possessions in a safe place.





PROOF that changing "heart" to "fart" makes songs funnier/more uplifting:

"Fart Full of Soul" — Chris Isaak/Yardbirds; "Fart's Filthy Lesson" — David Bowie; "This is How a Fart Breaks" — Rob Thomas; "Unbreak My Fart" — Toni Braxton; "Achy Breaky Fart" — Billy Ray Cyrus; "Vampire Fart" — H.I.M.; "My Fart Will Go On" — Celine Dion; "Fart Attack" — NLT; "Groove is in Fart" — Deee-lite; "Put a Little Love in Your Fart" — Dolly Parton; "Stomach vs. Fart" — Barenaked Ladies; "Cold Hard Fart" — Bon Jovi; "You'll Be In My Fart" — Phil Collins; "Deep Inside Your Fart" — Echoing Green; "Sleeping In My Fart" — Peter Koppes; "Tribal Fart" — Planet Gong; "Bad Liver and a Broken Fart" — Tom Waites; "Heaven in My Fart" — Neal Morse; "Tearin' up My Fart" — 'NSync; "Captive Fart" — Selena; "Listen To Your Fart" — Roxette; "Unbreakable Fart" — Jessica Andrews; "One Determined Fart" — Paulini; "Secret Fart" — Feist; "Fart Never Lies" — McFly; "Closer to Fart" — Rush; "One Small Fart" — Mary Chapin Carpenter; "How Can You Mend A Broken Fart?" — Al Green; "Your Cheatin' Fart" — Hank Williams; "Listen to Her Fart" — Tom Petty & Fartbreakers (BONUS BAND NAME PUN — Oh, be still my fart); "You Have Placed A Chill In My Fart" — Eurthymics; "Thunder In My Fart" — Leo Sayer; "My Fart Has A Mind of Its Own" — Connie Francis; "Fartache Tonight" — Eagles; "Owner of a Lonely Fart" — Yes; "Fartbreaker" — Dionne Warwick; "Fart of a Man" — Frankie Vaughan; "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Farts Club Band" — Beatles

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