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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Travel for pleasure. Doing something to relax or to add to your image will turn out well. A discussion with someone you like will lead to a proposal you cannot refuse. Experience will play a role in your success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Invest in something you do well. A moneymaking opportunity will arise that will allow you to put your skills and talents to good use. Don't let a personal relationship you have with someone stand in the way of your creative goals.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Open up about the way you feel. Clearing the air will enable you to move forward without guilt or apprehension. Love is highlighted. A partnership can help you advance if handled properly. Equality mixed with experimentation can make your life more fulfilling.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't miss out on an opportunity to try something new or unusual because you fear what others might think or say. Follow your heart, and you will discover things that will help you explore new avenues personally and professionally.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make an honest attempt to reach out to someone you care about. Don't let anger or disappointment lead to an unfortunate outcome. Emotional response must be positive and compassionate if you want to be of help. Let your Leo charm lead to your victory.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Invest in your attributes. The more determined and intense you are about reaching your goals, the greater the impression will be on someone able to contribute to your future goals. Don't let personal matters hold you back.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Make suggestions, ask questions, and expand your mind and interests. Travel will bring you in touch with different cultures and ways of doing things that will help improve your relationships with others. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll be on the right track professionally and financially, but you may suffer from possessiveness when it comes to your personal affairs. Freedom is required if you want to form a relationship based on equality. Discipline will lead to success.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Honesty will be necessary in order to move forward. Leading someone on or exaggerating what you can offer will backfire. Focus on travel, adventure, and self-improvement, and you will gain a new perspective on a personal situation.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't share personal information. You are best to focus on friends and family and to sort out matters that have the propensity to disrupt your future prospects. Good fortune can be yours if you are diligent about the way you handle your assets.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Joining forces with someone you trust and enjoy spending time with will pay off emotionally and economically. Don't feel you have to donate to something because someone else does. Protect your assets and your friendships.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put your energy to good use. Make decisions that will affect your income or enable you to save more and spend less. Focus on putting the past behind you and limiting habits that are costly and unhealthy.

 

 

 

 


You Should Write a Ledge:

•"You should write a Ledge about how they should make ¾ gallon milk cartons since I always run out of milk when I buy half gallons, but a full gallon always sours before I can finish it."

•"You should write a Ledge with a political agenda. Like how people love to protect cute animals from bad things, but we use the corpse of a sponge to clean stuff."

•"You could write a Ledge about how Ledges are based on rules, and so long as you write within the confines of the Ledge, your jokes can never be as funny or as ridiculous as they could be. Plus you can't show boobs."

•"You could write a Ledge about how ledges have nothing to do with your rants about bars and movies, so you should change the damn name …"

•"How about an article about what bunnies can teach us about life? I mean, they are so damn cute, and that's why they just mate all the time because they can't stay away from each other, and that's why most humans are hideous."

•"How about one explaining why you're such a [dick]?"

•"You should write a Ledge about the cute bartender; she'll definitely have to go out with you after that."

•You could write a Ledge about how Laundromats, arcades, and children love quarters — but strippers don't."

•"You should write a Ledge about the afterlife and just leave it all blank, man. That would freak people out."

Nathan Wulf thinks you should try to write a Ledge.













 
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