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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Discretion and moderation will help you stick to your goals. Find a creative way to do something for less, and you will not only feel satisfied, you will also make an impression on someone who can help you get ahead in the future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Reconsider sharing a secret. It's important to protect your ideas from someone who has the potential to revise what you've done and take credit for your hard work. A personal situation must not be allowed to cloud your vision.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take time to fix up your digs or to improve your relationship with someone you care about. Talks will lead to solutions, and sharing your plans will help you move things along much faster and more efficiently. Avoid parting with your cash.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let temptation lead you down the wrong path. Think matters through to the end before you make a change that is irreversible. A physical or emotional problem will develop if you don't take care of personal responsibilities. Stick to the truth.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't expect anything from anyone, and you won't be disappointed. Someone you deal with daily will be impatient and cause problems for you. A change of location or routine will help you see personal issues clearer. Avoid confrontations.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Interact with people from different backgrounds or those who can offer a different perspective on a situation you face. A personal problem will develop if you don't take care of pressing matters quickly. A past incident will come back to haunt you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Remember the past before you delve into a situation that possesses a similar consequence. Talks will help you avoid problems when you execute your plans. Love and romance are highlighted; they will enhance your life and things you do.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You will be emotional; you must find a way to channel your energy into a creative project that will temper jealousy or resentment. There is no chance to win if you are busy being revengeful. Your success is your best recourse.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Avoid secrets and excessive behavior. Protect what you have, and go after what you want with knowledge, wisdom, and truth. Changes you make at home will improve your personal life and the relationships you have with those you love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let money issues come between you and a friend. Discuss matters openly in order to maintain equality. Disagreements will lead to disappointments and won't resolve pending problems. Solutions will only come through responsible actions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take a wait-and-see approach when dealing with others or picking up skills that can help you advance. Everyone deserves a chance to express an opinion. A moneymaking investment or project will help ease financial stress.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Gear up, and get ready to make headway. Focus on contracts, agreements, and pending legal problems. Make your move, and you will gain back some of the losses you experienced in the past. Push someone who can influence your options.





Presidential Perks I Bet You Didn't Know About:

• The president can wear Crocs without being ridiculed.

• The president can borrow the gun of any member of the Secret Service to shoot pop cans off the Lincoln Memorial.

• The president is allowed to force any member of Congress to "drop and give me 20." Former presidents are allowed to do the same to incumbent presidents.

• The president can go into the White House kitchen and eat all of the chocolate out of the Neapolitan ice cream without consequences.

• Every president is automatically "frenemies" with Bill O'Reilly.

• When playing Monopoly, if the president goes to jail, he is allowed to pardon himself and not pay the $50.

• Because of a longstanding agreement, the president gets free soda and coffee refills at all BP locations.

• The president has a time-share in Boca that Gerald Ford bought because "it seemed like a sound investment."

• When meeting other heads of state, the president has the option to challenge them to an arm-wrestling match. Whoever loses has to ride in the front of the limo with the driver and make awkward chitchat.

• The president can make sexist and racist jokes without coming across as a jerk.

• When playing Gotcha' Nose, the president does not have to give you your nose back.

Daniel Frana wishes he could be president for a day … well, not really.

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