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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You can make a change from one source of revenue to another if you put your creative imagination into play and use your skills and talents differently. A new spin to something you've done in the past will raise interest.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take what you do best, and put it to work for you. Apply for a new job, or sign up for a course that will help you earn more money. Put greater emphasis on getting ahead.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be careful not to send the wrong message. The effects you have on the people around you and the way things are done will put you in a position of accountability.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You've got what it takes to reach your set goals. Don't hesitate to move forward with your plans. Change is necessary if you want to get ahead. Talk matters over with personal partners.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Resolve past issues. Love and partnerships should rank high on your list of things to take care of. In order to explore new goals, you have to make it clear what your position is in the different relationships you have with people.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't act on impulse or let emotional matters take you on a roller coaster. A practical approach to personal matters will lead to the answers you need in order to follow a dream you've wanted to pursue personally or professionally.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Collect or pay off old debts. The less you have hanging over your head, the easier it will be to put new endeavors into play. Don't keep secrets. Face problems so you can move on. Prepare to walk away if someone overreacts.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't limit what you can do because you don't think you have the skills or talent to excel. You have to believe in yourself if you want others to see what you have to offer. Make your home more conducive to creativity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Face any accusations being made with honesty. You have so much to look forward to once you have cleared up any matters that are standing in your way. Love is on the rise, and a change at home will be exhilarating.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Turn on the charm, and present what you have to offer. Your practical vision of future trends will draw the attention of those wanting to get in on the action. A financial deal can change your life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Avoid any sort of aggressive action. Keeping your life simple and sticking to a moderate lifestyle will help balance what you are trying to clear up from your past in order to move forward with future plans. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotions will be difficult to control, but if you channel your energy into peace and love, you will benefit from the connections you make to people sharing your goals, beliefs, and values. Excess will turn out to be the enemy.





Things You Shouldn't Do at an Irish Wake:

• Tell your favorite joke about a Catholic priest, an altar boy, and a llama.

• Yell "Hey this bread has been transubstantiated" in the buffet line.

• Rave about those fantastic London Olympics.

• Start yapping about retirement accounts when the subject of the IRA comes up.

• Spit out your Guinness and splutter, "How can you drink this bilge water?"

• When they run out of chips, use that as an opportunity to jest about a potato famine.

• Remark that you once French-kissed the Blarney Stone.

• Ask how many mourners arrived via paddy wagon.

• Bring up your belief that Kennedy's dad bought the 1960 election.

• Ask why, if the Irish are so lucky, did god give them such a tiny island where it always rains.

• Brag that Lucky Charms are you favorite cereal.

• Wisecrack that your last name is O'Shit.

• Offer to show all the prettiest ladies your shillelagh.

• Enquire if anyone in the room knows how to make a good car bomb.

• Remark that tweed really stinks when it gets wet.

• Observe that single malt Scotch is way better than Irish whiskey.

Duncan Stewart only drinks Black & Tans.

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