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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Cheer up, and do whatever it takes to make you happy. Don't wait for someone else to do things for you. Consider what's most important to you, and make it so. Change begins within. Work hard, play hard, and live life your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Deal with people directly, and you will get things done to your specification. Preparation will pay off and lead to success. Greater opportunity is heading your way through the partnerships you form and the experience you have.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Wager the pros and cons before you jump into something that may or may not turn out in your favor. Stick to the familiar, and take note of those trying to pressure you. Decisions must be made that suit you, not someone else.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Size up your situation, and stick to your game plan. It's time to be a leader, not a follower. Acknowledge that you know what you want, follow through positively, and you will gain comfort in the results you obtain. Proceed with passion.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): When it comes to emotional matters, you will be riding a roller coaster. Slow down, take a deep breath, and take a moment to decide what you want. Making a change should be based on your needs, not revenge. Proceed positively.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Refrain from overdoing it. Keep your thoughts out in the open, and stand up for your rights, but don't pressure others to do as you do or say. The best way to move forward is to believe in what you are doing.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Instigate what happens next, and you will take on a leadership position that brings you greater acknowledgment. You can change the way people view you by your actions, dedication, and passion to make a difference.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take a step back, and look at whatever situation you face. There are things you can do to improve your life and people willing to help you achieve your goals, but you have to be willing to accept what's being offered.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Talks with so-called friends will lead you astray. You need to embrace change and take action based on the way you feel and what you want to accomplish. Personal change will lead to peace of mind and financial stability.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You can gain ground financially, but only if you are stringent in the way you spend and invest. Practical applications will pay off. Back away from anyone asking or demanding too much.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Taking on too much physically will hold you back mentally. You have to gauge your time and only do what you are capable of doing. Love is in the stars, and an emotional moment with someone special will enhance your relationship.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Listen and react cautiously. Getting involved in someone else's affairs will put you in a precarious position. Concentrate on developing a creative hobby or goal that can turn into a moneymaking endeavor. Don't waste time trying to change others.





Rejected DI Headlines:

• Idiot Student Forgets How to Cross Street

• UI Study Reveals Students Hate Getting UI Study Emails

• Fat Guy at Party Chugs Another Beer; Still not Accepted as Real Friend

• Self-Conscious Male Stripper Out of Work

• Cambus Driver Running Late Due to Pre-Existing Drunk Condition

• Panchero's Burritos Linked to Weight Gain

• UI Freshman Predicts how "Breaking Bad" Ends, and Everybody Hates Him

• Exposé – Pooping: Business or Pleasure?

• Area Toddler Mistakenly Thinks We Are All Human Beans

• UI Fashion Police Ticket All Those Not Wearing Exercise Clothing

• UI Student Thinking About Taking a 15-Minute Break from Facebook to Check Homework Real Quick

• Area Drunk Convinced City has a University Problem

• Professor Admits Students Who Take Adderall Get Better Grades

• Kirkwood Challenges UI to Bad Parking Contest

• Coralville Secedes; Doing Quite Well

• Sally Mason Regrets "Dean for a Day" Program

Otto Knudsen has been rejected more times than these headlines.

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