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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't stay home when you should be out meeting new people or doing something that interests you. Put more emphasis on making self-improvements and not trying to change those around you. Don't let responsibilities get you down.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep things moving along smoothly by taking the time to listen to others and considering what you can do to make things better. You'll have stellar solutions and should not spare detail when discussing your plans.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keeping busy is the name of the game. Altering your schedule or taking a moment to enjoy someone or something will give you the boost you need and help temper any negativity you've faced throughout your day. Love is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Refrain from sulking or being secretive, and it will help you resolve any matter you face. You should enjoy family and friends or do something special with the one you love most. Home improvements will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may feel like sharing, but you are best to be secretive to avoid interference. Don't trust someone who claims to understand what you are trying to do. Disloyal promises will be made to find out what you are up to.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Proceed with caution when dealing with influential people. Being agreeable may go against your better judgment, but in the end, it will get you what you want. Take action, and show results, instead of just talking about what you can do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You can't please everyone, so spend time improving your appearance, emotional well-being, and your love life. It will be to your benefit to focus on you rather than offering to help someone who is making you feel guilty.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Taking on a project that motivates you will resurrect an old goal that you shelved out of frustration. An opportunity is apparent, but do not overspend in the process. Simplicity will be essential if you want to get the most out of your efforts.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Expect to face opposition. You may feel confident that you can make changes without consulting the people influenced by your decisions, but in the end, you'll wish you had been more accommodating and thoughtful.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do your very best to help someone struggling with something you find easy. Your patience and hands-on help will be rewarded. Don't let uncertainty cause you to make an impulsive decision that is likely to lead to an unexpected change.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't worry so much when what's required is taking action to resolve problems. Anger is not the answer, but striving to be successful will put you in a much better position to handle any problems you face. Love is in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Go where the action is. Mingling with people who can help you advance will bring results. Greater opportunities are in the stars, and they will manifest themselves if you are upbeat regarding your ideas and plans for the future.





Friendly Advice to Freshmen:

• Make sure to eat Sunday breakfast at the 'Burg — but stop at Kum & Go for something to nosh on during the two-hour wait for a table.

• If you are lucky enough to rent a house, find the ugliest and most dilapidated couch you can and display it prominently on your porch — that'll teach your friggin' townie neighbors not to call the cops just because you accidentally peed on their driveway three nights running.

• Take part in the Greek Rush high jinks, even if you are not sure you are the type — learning to walk with an M&M between your butt cheeks without dropping it is a skill you will find invaluable in later life.

• Reserve a U-Haul now for May so you can move out of the overpriced, overcrowded, noisy dorms — and into an even more expensive, denser-packed, ear-shatteringly loud student apartment.

• Learn a good graphics program to spiff up your presentations — plus being able to Photoshop fake IDs pays a hell of a lot better than work-study jobs.

• Don't listen to those squares who say tattoos and piercings will affect your job prospects — big ink and numerous studs ensure that you stand out from the crowd at interview time.

• Giving blood is a great way to pay it forward and help humanity — just make sure you do it on double bonus days at the plasma center.

Duncan Stewart thinks Iowa City is a great university town, except for all the damned students.

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