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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Pace yourself. Helping someone is fine, unless your work suffers, making you look bad. You can advance by enlisting the help of someone you can count on and focusing on your goals. A past acquaintance will come in handy.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Promoting, presenting, and pushing what you want to do will turn out well, as long as you don't let emotions stand in your way. Accept criticism, and implement what's suggested. Don't let ego stop you from getting ahead.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stick to your budget. You may have some great ideas that will improve your living arrangements, but if what you do is costly and adds to your financial stress, it won't be worth it in the end. Check out more cost-efficient lifestyles.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let your imagination wander. Implement some of the ideas you come up with to help you meet people who interest you personally or professionally. A contract can be written and signed that will help you financially. Love is highlighted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Mingle, and try new activities that are conducive to meeting people who share your interests or your professional goals. Voicing your opinion will open doors that can bring about an offer that is too good to refuse.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Encourage others, and you will get plenty of help to achieve your goals in return. Include a diverse group of people in your plans. A challenge will be exhilarating and prove that you are up for anything that comes your way.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Seeing is believing. Making sense of a situation that is spinning out of control may be difficult if you don't separate your emotions. Stop ignoring facts, and take action. You may need to make a move or change your goals.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be careful when dealing with someone in a competitive position. Giving away your secrets or ideas will leave you open to imitation. Love is on the rise, and interacting with someone you love will feed your creativity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Mixed signals may confuse you. Ask questions before you promise something you'll regret. Greater opportunity to work as a team player or to broaden your relationships with people you find interesting is apparent. Try something new, and challenge yourself.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put together a plan that will allow you to budget wisely and bank more. Consistency will count if you want to move forward. Too much waffling or impulsive action will be equally confining. Focus on what you can do in the moment.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Fix up your surroundings, or pick up financial information that will help you prosper. Speak up, and share your thoughts with someone who is capable of helping you make personal changes. Use your ability to maneuver into a favorable position.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Secrets are apparent, and it doesn't matter whether it's you or someone else withholding information; both cases will make you look bad or lead you in the wrong direction. Step back, and focus on love and having a little fun for now.





Comments found on my grade-school report cards:

• "While disturbing, the number of crayons he can eat is remarkable."

• "Wets his pants often. I think he's just too lazy to walk to the bathroom. Or maybe he just really hates pants."

• "Daniel doesn't play well with his imaginary friends."

• "Continues to ask for a fair trial by his peers — even when he hasn't done anything wrong, which is rarely."

• "Daniel's potential is unlimited, for it is also nonexistent."

• "Never in all my years of teaching have I encountered a child that so resembled his own bobble-head doll, both in the size of his head and the seeming inability of his neck to support it."

• "Daniel is constantly attempting to incite revolution."

• "Danny can take a swirly with the best of them."

• "He has quite the cottage industry on the playground selling cooty insurance."

• "Refuses to learn if Congress isn't in session."

• "Daniel is a super word muncher."

• "Daniel lies, cheats, and steals at a high-school level."

• "Daniel has learned how to forge my handwriting very, very well."

• "Daniel is not having any problems at all in school, Mommy and Daddy."

Daniel Frana performed "less than adequate" in Ledge writing class. C-

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