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ARIES (March 21-April 19): There is money to be made. Posturing your position will make a difference. Don't allow a personal matter to stand in your way professionally. Your quick and clever way of expressing who you are will draw attention if you are networking or socializing.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Draw the line and stop anyone trying to take advantage of you. Time is money, and if you have something to offer, make sure you get something in return. Don't be fooled by a fast-talking salesperson looking to make a quick buck.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Have confidence in your abilities. You have just as much to offer as anyone else. Use your imagination and you will find a way to earn more money. Love is in the stars and expressing your intentions will lead to a memorable event.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Avoid being railroaded into doing something because you want to please someone. A problem with a friend or relative can lead to uncertainty and changes that are difficult to fix. Compromise but make sure everyone else involved is making the same contribution.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Change can help regenerate you mentally, physically and emotionally. Experience new places and people. Before long, you will be coming up with ideas and plans for the future that will help you turn your dreams into a possibility.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Changes made at home and to the way you spend your money will help you gain greater financial security. Getting together with friends or relatives will confirm that you are on the right track and help give you what you need to continue.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Look at the big picture before making a final decision. Play it safe and take baby steps. You will excel if you listen to your inner voice. Good fortune will be yours if you make choices based on facts and overall costs.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Consider what you want, what you need and how you can get the ball rolling. Offer what you can in order to get the favors you need to reach your goals. Don't trust someone making unrealistic promises. Keep your emotions in check.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do something nice for someone. You can make alterations to your living quarters, but make sure you get the go-ahead from anyone who may be inconvenienced by your plans. An old friend or lover will influence a decision you must make.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let added responsibilities get you down. Take care of business and keep moving in a positive direction. Love is in the stars, and planning a fun evening will enhance your personal life. An investment you hear about should be considered.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep your emotions out of any conversation or decision you make. Take a pass if what you are asked to do conflicts with your plans. Focus on your financial situation and your health. Ask someone you love for help.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A moneymaking partnership should be considered. Whether it's a personal or professional change you want to make, sharing the expenses and responsibilities with someone willing to work as hard as you will alleviate stress. Love is on the rise.

 

 

 

 


Unsolicited Advice for Freshmen:

• Don't use an alarm clock. The less you rely on technology, the better you'll feel about yourself.

• Get the 20-meal plan. There aren't any places to eat downtown, anyway.

• They won't find your dog in the dorm if you hide it well enough.

• The whole "21-ordinance" is really more of a suggestion.

• Playing Frisbee on the Pentacrest at least once a week is a requirement for all first-year students.

• Pulling the fire alarm in your dorm is a great icebreaker for meeting people.

• Whenever a professor asks a question, answer it sarcastically. It will show him you are a free spirit, and it never gets old.

• As long as you live within 100 miles of Lake Michigan, you can tell people you are from Chicago.

• Use the same methods to pick up girls as you did in third grade. A help mnemonic: Throw rocks at their back, you'll get them in the sack.

• Pre-Med IS a major.

• As long as you know one quote by Descartes, you are technically a philosophy major.

• As long as you eat at Panchero's twice a week, you are a technically a Spanish major.

• As long as you are still enrolled, you are technically a communications major.

• Making lists for The Daily Iowan is a viable career and can earn you enough money to support a family of four.

Daniel Frana is not a licensed advise-giver. Results may vary from person to person.













 
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