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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You won’t need to be aggressive to get your way. Doing your part to make things happen is all that’s required. The interest you show in someone will be reciprocated. Network, socialize, and enjoy people who share your humor and interests.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t allow situations to fester or emotional matters to be drawn out. Take care of a problem before it has the chance to develop into a full-fledged disagreement. Focus on creative solutions that will ease stress for everyone involved.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Consider the difference between the way you do things and the way others approach similar situations. A change of plans will help you get back on track and renew some of the interest someone used to have in you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will attract a lot of attention. Don’t give anyone reason to point out your shortcomings or damage your reputation. Focus on creative projects that allow you to show off. An older or younger person will add to your responsibilities.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Spread your talent around. Offer help, suggestions, and experience, but don’t argue with someone you are connected to personally or emotionally. Creative changes at home or in the way you handle money must be considered carefully.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t allow someone from your past to ruin your day. Focus on the here and now and what’s ahead in the future. Living in the past will only hold you back. Someone quite different from you will catch your interest.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Consider all your interests and the places you want visit, and you will come up with an educational and fun plan that will lead to newfound friends and potential partnerships. Live, love, and laugh, and enjoy whatever comes your way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Emotions will surface. Finding out where you stand may not be what you want to hear initially, but in the end, you will discover you are the beneficiary of something much bigger and better. Share ideas with someone you respect.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Check out all your options, but go for the one that promises to put the most cash in your hands. A partnership that offers equality and strength will help you push your way to the top, personally and professionally. Love is in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Impulse is the enemy. Listen carefully to what others say, and keep close tabs on the people you are in partnership with both personally and professionally. Take an unexpected approach to what you do, and you will confuse your competition.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Emotional matters will lead to confusion. If something doesn’t seem right, ask questions until you get an answer. A relationship will become better once you’ve established how to allocate responsibilities. Strive for equality.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Handle your personal paperwork and finances in an unorthodox manner to end up with additional funds. An opportunity to pick up secret information will help you make a decision that can help you advance. Don’t mix business with pleasure.

 

 

 

 


Signs That Your Life Might Be a Movie:

• Your computer has really obvious displays like “Virus Uploading!!!” or “Secret Files!!!”

• You have a landline telephone. Maybe even a rotary one.

• Some evil real-estate developer is trying to buy out your house/church/community center, and it looks like you have no choice but to sell … unless something unexpected and crazy happens.

• You rarely go to the bathroom, but when you do, you’re constantly startled when you see a figure in the mirror. However, it always turns out to be someone harmless. (Or are they?)

• You’re a member of a ragtag group of misfits, but with a little practice and some good montage music, you’ve got a real shot to make it to the finals and upset the reigning champs (who are MEAN).

• You can’t shake the very specific feeling that you’re being watched by people munching popcorn.

• You develop a noticeable, fake sounding cough—and then you die shortly thereafter.

• You can’t drive to work without getting involved in a high-speed chase, and your tires squeal like a banshee at any speed.

• Every time you make a mistake, someone yells “cut!” and explains to you what you did wrong and how to fix it.

• You’re very rarely bored.

WILL HARTMAN thinks he’s seen this one before.













 
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