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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make every move count. Change will bring with it a new attitude and more connections to people you find inspiring. Don't let the past bring you down or limit the possibilities that are within reach. Love is in the stars.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on monetary gains. Don't let anyone bully you into spending on something you don't want. Take action with regard to where you want to be and the type of environment in which you want to live.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't stop until you reach your goal. Choose the people you work or play with carefully. Avoid anyone who is likely to goad you into an argument. Even though you will win whatever you pursue, a quarrel won't satisfy your soul.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Sit tight until you are sure the changes you want to make are in your favor. Don't be fooled by someone painting a pretty picture of the possibilities. Talk is cheap, so get your facts and figures straight before you proceed.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll be tempted to take on too much. Make sure you have a backup plan and plenty of supporters you can call upon for help. Romance is highlighted, and social and organizational events will enhance your chances to improve your love life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let work, peers, or a lover hold you back. Believe in what you have to offer, and pursue your goals even if someone criticizes you. Not everyone will give you valid information or help you advance. Rely on you and you alone.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Learn all you can from mistakes. Perfection will play an important role in how well you are received. Hone your skills, and make them work for you. Socialize — you will appeal to someone you want as a partner. Love is dominant.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep your plans simple and your wallet tucked away in a safe place. You don't have to spend to impress. Consider who your friends really are, and adjust your roster to accommodate those who truly count. Take a creative leap forward.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Making financial adjustments and lowering your overhead will ease your stress and help you feel good about future prospects. The lifestyle you desire can be yours if you let go of people and possessions you no longer need or use.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let discussions deter you from following your own path, especially where money and profits are concerned. Family and friends are likely to lead you down a costly path that will cause added worry and regret.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Recognizing past mistakes will lead to a better life. You have the potential and the opportunity; all you have to do is put in the effort. Romance is highlighted, and making changes to your home and lifestyle will lead to happiness.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't believe everything you hear. Stick close to home and the people you can trust. Travel will result in empty promises and a lack of factual information. Don't let the chemistry you have with someone stop you from making a good choice.

 

 

 

 


Things I do to avoid falling asleep in my classes:

• Check the time

• Attempt to decipher notes I took while falling asleep last class

• Stare at professor and imagine her or him naked

• Frantically search my pockets for a mint to eliminate the vomit taste in my mouth

• Watch last season's "Dancing with the Stars" reruns on the laptop adjacent to me

• Read the messages I have stored in my phone

• Open the forwards

• Frantically turn my phone's volume down

• Blush because the people behind me can totally see the picture

• Check the time

• Take the plastic wrap off of my textbook so I can look at the pictures

• Realize I bought the wrong book

• Knit

• Realize I don't know how to knit, nor do I know where all of this yarn came from

• Do a Google search of "How to knit"

• Realize my phone doesn't have Internet, and I actually texted my ex-boyfriend

• Check the time

• Calculate the lowest possible score I can get on the next exam without failing

• Take pictures of the person's notes beside me with my phone

• Inconspicuously read the *DI* I found under my seat

• Check the time

Trisha Spence wrote this list while trying not to fall asleep in class.













 
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