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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Embrace a challenge, and show everyone how skilled you are. Good fortune will surface through conversations with people who work in the same industry as you. A one-on-one connection you make will lead to a long-lasting relationship.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Compromise will be needed in family matters. Concentrate on picking up information and deciphering what will work best for you in terms of personal and professional advancement. Don't let someone from your past disrupt a personal relationship.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take on only what you know you can handle. Spreading yourself too thin will be your downfall. Baby steps and a strict budget should get you what you need to achieve your goals. Don't let jealousy lead to costly mistakes.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Beautify your surroundings, inside and out. Do something unique that will complement a relationship that means a lot to you. Develop a creative skill you can use to separate you from any competition you come up against professionally.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't give up or give in. Make whatever alterations are required to get what you want. Your ability to adapt will make a good impression on someone looking for services you have to offer. Romance is highlighted; it will improve your love life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do whatever needs to be done, and keep moving. Avoid criticism or getting into discussions that will slow you down or cause you grief. Problems with someone you care about will surface if one of you displays overindulgence.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't believe everything you hear. Rely on intuition and intelligence to guide you when dealing with emotional matters. Focus on looking your best and taking advantage of opportunities that will enable you to advance. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't lend or borrow money or possessions. The personal changes you make to the way you live or do things will pay off. Good fortune will result from meeting someone well-connected in an industry in which you can offer your services.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Concentrate on money, contracts, and legal matters. A partnership with someone who can contribute equally to a project you want to pursue will change the dynamics of your proposal and up the ante financially. Progressive action will bring results.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Protect your assets, your ideas, and your job. Avoid discussions that cannot play out in your favor. Be ready to counter any changes made that can disrupt your plans or ruin your reputation. Avoid unorthodox dealings or methods of cutting corners.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do whatever it takes to advance mentally, financially, and personally. The changes you make at home will enhance your love life and help you deal with anyone who has been a poor influence on you. A move will do you good.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't be too quick to judge others, or you may be judged harshly in return. Concentrate on self-betterment, and you can avoid criticism and setbacks concerning friends, relatives, and your way of life. A hobby will help ease your stress.

 

 

 

 


Is It A Deal-Breaker If …

• I bring my brother on our first date and on all subsequent dates?

• My last three boyfriends were eaten?

• I am allergic to human skin?

• I insist on using an interpreter, even though we both speak English?

• I'm on a breast-milk-only diet?

• I only date guys with a sarcasm fetish?

• I live with three of my exes and my overly protective personal trainer … in Malaysia?

• I am not programmed for the human emotion known as "love"?

• I am a bad cook and an alleged warlord?

• You must perform three increasingly difficult feats of heroism before my dad will let you ask me out? (NOTE: There is slaying involved.)

• Kissing gives me hives?

• I am no taller than a thimble?

• I falsely claim to be heiress to a vast Segway fortune?

• I puke when I'm tickled?

• I share the same name as your beloved deceased childhood pet? (R.I.P., "Miss Fluffy Meowmers")

• I ghost-write the Ledge for a cruel woman with dark secrets? (HINT: whips)

— Kit "Fluffy Meowmers" Bryant knows her way around a whip, so think hard before you answer.













 
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