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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Avoid unwinnable emotional situations. Focus on doing a great job or putting together an updated résumé and looking for something new and exciting to do with your time. Networking will lead to a positive change of plans.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Participation will enhance your options regarding work, money, and the skills you have to offer. Discuss your plans with friends and relatives, and you will receive plenty of input. Don't feel you have to make an impulsive move. Time is on your side.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Money will go out as quickly as it comes in if you aren't careful when it comes to impulsive purchases. Slow down, and think matters through before you make a commitment that may not be a good fit for you in the future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Keep your thoughts and secrets private for now. Re-evaluate what your next move is going to be before you make it public. Don't let an emotional situation or partnership lead you astray. Follow the path that suits you best.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't bend to peer pressure or fall for an embellished version of what's being offered. Size up your situation, and know the facts before you make a promise that may not be to your advantage. Love is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Getting involved in activities that interest you will help you find a new pastime that relieves stress and helps you meet new people. Don't let someone stand in the way or lead you in a direction that doesn't fit your life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Spreading knowledge, information, and ideas to people you want to share with will open up all sorts of new possibilities. Getting out and exploring new places, people, and activities will motivate you to make overdue changes.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You'll have a good overview of what everyone else is doing and how you can work alongside the people you enjoy most. A creative suggestion or move will lead to good fortune as long as you stick to a set budget.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Bounce ideas off someone you find progressive and positive. Working in unison with others will bring great results. High energy and great ideas will lead to recognition and potentially long-term partnerships, contracts, and cash.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Get your priorities straight before you proceed. Discipline and finding out firsthand what's needed in order to reach a set goal will be a must. Take measures to enhance a personal relationship with someone you are connected to financially.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put feelers out to people you have worked with or for in the past, and make suggestions regarding what you have to offer now. There are profits to be made and positive changes to implement, both personally and professionally.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): It's what you do and the way you do it that will count. Offer positive suggestions and hands-on help to avoid any repercussions that can result from being critical. Overreacting, overindulging, or overspending will lead to trouble.

 

 

 

 


Kit's Sure-Fire Dating Tips for Women:

• If you are casually dating two guys, the most economical approach is to bring both guys on the same date. This way, they can get to know their competition, and you can go thirdsies on appetizers.

• If you are dating one of the many men who are afraid of commitment, act as noncommittal as possible: don't care where you go or what you do on your date, show only wavering signs of interest in him, wear both the LBD and the skinny jeans.

• Science has proven that 95 percent of all men cannot resist hot wings. To attract a mate, simply slather yourself in buffalo sauce and head to areas with high populations of eligible males: fraternities, sports arenas, monasteries, etc.

• Cats are adorable. Talk about your cat as much as possible. Its hobbies, genealogy, and food allergies are sure to fascinate your suitor and earn you that coveted second date.

• Devise an imaginary boyfriend, fleshed out in extreme detail, to use as an excuse when someone you are not interested in asks you out. Example: "I would date you, but I'm already dating my friend Tameka's older brother, Jeffrey, who is at USC on an alto saxophone and modeling scholarship."

• Devise an imaginary cult, fleshed out in extreme detail, to use as an excuse when a date you were until that point interested in asks you to join his cult. Example: "I would join your cult, but I'm already a Level 27 Grand Zimba-Master in the Church of Amazonian Flurgery."

— Kit Bryant majored in Sexual Chemistry.













 
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