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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep tight reins on anyone working for you. Clarify what you want and what you are willing to offer. People from your past will play an important role in your life now. Romance is in the stars. Make special plans.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Let intuition guide you when it comes to matters of give-and-take, partnerships, volunteering, and donating. Not everyone will understand the reasoning behind your action or inaction. Travel and research will bring you greater clarity.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Size up, sort out, and get on with it. You have plenty to gain, as long as you don't get caught up in someone else's melodrama. Avoid unpredictable people who will cause confusion and get in your way. Love is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Determination, desire, and creative input will help you best any competition you face. Delve into the unfamiliar and try your hand at something a little obscure, and you will find you have a special skill. Don't fight change.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It will be hard to withhold your feelings. Concentrate on learning, self-improvement, and change. Networking will help you find new ways to utilize what you have to offer and to recognize the people you should be embracing. Make what you do count.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): An outside influence will shake up your life. You may have to give before you get anything in return. Don't let someone from your past take advantage of you. Deception is apparent, and protecting your heart and your assets is a must.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take greater interest in what you enjoy doing most. Do what you can to turn your passion into a moneymaking venture. Good fortune can be yours, if you are ready to follow your heart and your passion. Love and romance will enhance your life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Deal with personal responsibilities and the alterations you want to make to your home, family, and domestic life. Be careful not to overspend on something because of someone's failure to give you an honest assessment of what needs to be done.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Voice your opinion, but don't get upset if someone doesn't see things your way. Getting angry or fighting a losing battle won't help you accomplish your goals. Love is worth nurturing. Put aside time for someone special.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Relax, and plan to have some fun. Don't take anyone or anything too seriously. Getting involved in an activity, pastime, or mini-trip that interests you will also generate new ideas and plans to further your goals.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stick close to home, and make alterations that will make you feel less stressed. Friends, family, and your lover should all be included in your plans. A contract, gift, or settlement will help stabilize your financial position.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Bide your time. Don't race into anything, even if someone is pressuring you. Spend time mulling over your choices in a relaxed atmosphere. Make your home your safety zone. Let your imagination lead you to new possibilities and ways to advance.

 

 

 

 


It's SO HOT OUT …

• "Hot Enough for Ya?" is now the state motto.

• When you walk outside, your tennis shoes bond with the blacktop.

• It's more swimming than walking.

• Al Gore keeps popping up and yelling, "Told ya so."

• You're pretty sure aliens are holding a magnifying glass to the Sun over you.

• By the time you get the bag of ice home, it's just a bag of water. And the bag has melted. And the water is now vapor.

• You need wear oven mitts to steer your car.

• You feel like that guy near the end of *Raiders of the Lost Ark*. You know the one.

• When someone tells you to go to hell, you actually consider it, because maybe it's cooler.

• You've started offering up sacrifices to the angry ball of fire in the sky.

• Your sweat evaporates immediately into steam, and someone tries to stake you, thinking you're a vampire hiding from the Sun. (A real vamp, not one of those fake, sparkly ones.)

• You pray for nightfall, even though that's when the creatures come out.

• Your tattoos are peeling like paint off a barn.

• Tumbleweeds are blowing down main street.

• Your air conditioner just retired to Florida.

— Brian Tanner is so hot 365, 24, 7.













 
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