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ARIES March 21-April 19 An old partner, friend, or lover will contribute something special to your life. Reopen doors that have been shut and re-establish your position in groups, companies, or in your family. Make every move count. Favorable input will pay off.

TAURUSApril 20-May 20 Diversify when it comes to your résumé and what you can offer professionally. You have to adapt to changing times if you want to get ahead. There is plenty of opportunity if you broaden the scope of enterprises you can pursue.

GEMINI May 21-June 20 Take on a high-energy job. Embrace opportunities that promise to teach you something new. Your competitive posturing will put anyone trying to outmaneuver you at a disadvantage. Present yourself with confidence, and you will leave a lasting impression.

CANCER June 21-July 22 Get everything in order. The better prepared you are, the more cost-efficient you will be. Work from home if possible, where you can be secretive about your plans and intentions. Don't share your ideas until they are perfect.

LEO July 23-Aug. 22 Take on more, and thrive on the buzz you generate. The insight you gain listening to others will help you turn an idea into a moneymaking enterprise. Don't let anyone meddle in your affairs. Take con- trol, and call the shots.

VIRGO Aug. 23-Sept. 22 Trusting what someone else says or wants you to do will result in a financial consequence. Don't let compliments go to your head. Be realistic, and know your limitations. Success will be your revenge and your path to a better life.

LIBRA Sept. 23-Oct. 22 Concentrate on learning something new or improving your skills, image, or attitude. Love and adventure should dominate your day, along with making alterations to your life that will allow you to reach for goals you've only dreamed about.

SCORPIO Oct. 23-Nov. 21 Set a strict budget that will allow you to focus on the most important changes you need to make in your life. Success will be based on how responsible and meticulous you are when it comes to stretch- ing your dollars.

SAGITTARIUS Nov. 22-Dec. 21 You can make personal and professional headway if you take a serious and respon- sible approach to partnerships and teamwork. Be honest with others about what you can do, and strive to give a little more than promised.

CAPRICORN Dec. 22-Jan. 19 Weigh the pros and cons of any offer before you jump in and take a risk. Uncertainty will knock you off your feet if you believe everything you hear. You need a change of scenery to rethink your next move.

AQUARIUS Jan. 20-Feb. 18 Emotions will be close to the surface. Don't react in haste. Concentrate on home and family, and budget for something that will add to your comfort and enhance your relationships. Love is in the stars, and charm will lead to substantial gains.

PISCES Feb. 19-March 20 Don't get sidetracked. Ask questions about what's being offered, and size up the long- term prospects of your pursuits. Re-evaluate partnerships based on equality and opportunities. Avoid being overly generous or too accommodating.

 

 

 

 


Lesser-Known Super Heroes:

• Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Man: "brolly wielding bullet-proof nanny."

• The Red Lantern, screws criminals to the max.

• Lieutenant Canada: much more polite than that arrogant American, eh?

• The Bulk: chunky-sized outlaw crusher.

• The Green Hairnet: keeps the do tidy while foiling evil.

• Cat-Glasses Woman: stares down desperados with her kitty specs.

• The Bore: hammers the harmful with stultifying stories.

• Siding Man: boards up crooks in aluminum, with a 30-year guarantee.

• The Sash: Miss Crimefighter USA.

• Plaque Widow: flosses the villains every time.

• Unvisual Man: never turns a blind eye to crime.

• Muffy the Vampire Layer: doing good by putting out.

• Ironing Man: steaming mad at reprobates.

• Human Porch: no robbers recline on his turf.

• Slipper Girl: socking it to the scoundrels.

• Tarzane: the fist swinging she-male.

• Dick Crazy: let the rascals come.

• Hyena the Warrior: laughs in the face of evil.

• Skank Girl: fights dirty but always cleans up.

• Lice Man: bugging the crooks to death.

— Duncan Stewart fights evil by night as Conan the Librarian.













 
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