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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Experience will pay off now. Job opportunities and updates to your résumé will lead to professional satisfaction. Make time to do something unusual with someone whose company you enjoy. A change is overdue, but it mustn't be forced.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Information that troubles you emotionally must not be allowed to push you in a direction that will cause impulsive and irreversible actions. Think about the pros and cons and the long-term effects to find a solution that favors you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Discuss your ideas with someone who has something to contribute. Look for obscure ways to use your skills. A trip will help you see your situation and plans from a different perspective. Romance is likely, but it may be superficial.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't shy away from doing things differently. Using your imagination to come up with a unique approach to whatever you are doing will bring you positive recognition. Someone you think you know will withhold personal information.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your way of doing things may be different, but once you get moving, onlookers will want to participate in your plans. Travel to destinations that will feed your imagination and inspire you to follow your own path. Be a leader, not a follower.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A financial or professional decision may be forced on you. Consider what it will take to maintain balance and keep your current position secure. A change at home may not be welcome, but it can help resolve pending problems. Do your own fact-finding.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): An adventure, trip, or conversation will benefit you. Your creative intuition can lead you to a better position. Love and romance are in the stars, but you may have to make the first move. A change in a partnership will be liberating.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Complaining won't lead to gains; you must control your situation to win. Sharing your creative ideas and plans will persuade others to support your efforts. A change at home will heighten your imagination. Budget wisely.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Taking risks is right up your alley. Real estate, home improvement, or making changes to your current living arrangement will benefit you financially. A partnership will open a window of opportunity personally or professionally.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Listen to what others have to say, and take in all of the information you can without revealing too much about your own plans. Contributions made by others will lead to your own future prosperity if you act on what you discover.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Deciphering what others are telling you will lead to a better understanding of who you are and what you want. Love and romance, along with a home life more conducive to your needs and welfare, are within reach if your motivations are honorable.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take a step back, and observe what everyone else is doing. You will discover a way to use your creativity and skills to get ahead. Don't make a decision that will force you to commit to anything or anyone.

 

 

 

 


Signs You May Be Playing Too Much of That Video Game:

• You experience hours of "missing time."

• There's a "seat groove" impression … in the floor.

• Occasionally remember to feed the skeletons by the pet dishes.

• When out in real life, you're tempted to "save" before doing something like driving, just in case anything bad happens.

• You're sitting at ground zero of Snackpocalypse.

• You go to do the laundry and realize the pile hasn't changed since last Friday.

• Your argument against video games causing violent behavior is that this game is keeping you too busy to hurt anyone.

• Food-delivery people have spare keys to your house.

• You take a nap and wake up to find investigators tracing your outline with chalk.

• Personal hygiene can just freaking wait until this key is found.

• When you see people, you click on them before you start talking to them.

• Your Second Life persona plays the same game and sometimes against you.

• You wonder why the Lead Art Designer won't accept your Facebook friend request. Or reply to your emails. Or locks her doors.

• On Monday, you eat, and on Tuesday, use the restroom, on separate weeks.

• For some reason, the producers of Intervention want you to sign a release. —

Brian Tanner doesn't have a problem. But the Dragonborn might.













 
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