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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep a tight lid on your thoughts, feelings, and motives. You don't want to give anyone the upper hand when so much is at stake. Listen carefully, and react thoughtfully, but protect what you have. Don't fold under pressure.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Share your creative ideas, and look for solutions that will benefit both you and the people you are dealing with. An opportunity to learn something that will help you get ahead will develop. Physical activity will help ease stress.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make sure you have time to handle what's expected of you before taking on more responsibility. Disillusionment is apparent, especially in emotional matters or with regard to helping or asking for assistance. Listen carefully.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will pick up valuable information by sharing your ideas. Take an unusual approach in what you do, or spend time with someone from a different background and you will expand your awareness, resulting in greater diversification.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Promote what you do well, and push for changes that will help you excel even further. Ask for favors, and offer your services. Don't let money matters depress you when finding new ways to increase your income is what's required.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): One step at a time. If you move forward too quickly, you will end up having to go back and make corrections. Listen carefully to what's being asked of you before agreeing to get involved. A change someone makes will affect your finances.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Share your knowledge without embellishment, or someone will question your authenticity. Accept the inevitable rather than initiating change. Focus on being better, knowing more, and expanding your personal horizons through discipline. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Enjoy the company of people who share your creative interests. Spending more time with youngsters will inspire you to update your look and lifestyle. A moderate step toward the changes you want to incorporate is all that's required.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep life simple, and refrain from getting involved in emotional situations by being open and honest about the way you feel and what your intentions are. Change will help you expand your interests and advance professionally.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Rely on experience and connections to help you make the right choice now. Don't let someone you work with or for create an emotional problem that will throw you off or contribute to a mistake. Focus and balance are required.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Confusion will set in if you let the past interfere with the present. Let go of what hasn't worked or what's dragging you down, and concentrate on the people and things that motivate you to be your best. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep your feelings to yourself, and avoid anyone trying to goad you into an uncompromising position. Set your sights on creative venues that will motivate and inspire you to start a new project or join a group that interests you.

 

 

 

 


Reasons We're Settling for Him:

• We've kinda gotten used to the smell.

• He makes pretty good spaghetti.

• We're tired of walking, and he has a moped.

• According to our friends, he's "not the worst."

• His dad is hot.

• He's the funny conjoined twin.

• Our horoscope told us to "seriously consider a fallback plan."

• We've already got his face tattooed on our butt.

• We both like watching TV.

• Romance is dead … according to Aunt Ruthie, who cries a lot.

• He may have lost, but he's still a quarterback who got his team to the Super Bowl.

• We're tired of riding our tandem bike alone.

• This whole "Doctor of Philosophy" thing technically means he's a doctor …

• There ain't too many other half-Malaysian, half-Persians 'round these parts (not straight ones, anyway).

• He makes us feel good about ourselves … in comparison.

• He'd settle for us.

• We've kinda gotten used to the disdain.

— Kit Bryant knows you could do better but thinks you shouldn't.













 
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