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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Separate your emotions from your business dealings. Don't give an old flame a second thought. Any personal change you make should be looking forward, not backward. A connection with someone who shares your interests will bring in more cash.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Discuss alternatives with those your decisions will affect, and you will find a way to proceed without opposition. Travel, if it will help close a deal or get better acquainted with a situation you face. Discipline and hard work will pay off.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take greater interest in what's going on around you. Pitch in, and you will raise your profile and enhance your reputation. Take on a challenge, but don't take chances. Prepare properly, give it your best shot, and excel.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Listen to suggestions being made, and you will recognize how much you have to offer and how little help you need. Change may be daunting, but once you get moving, you will impress everyone with your ability to adapt and proceed.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Participation will open windows of opportunity, both personally and professionally. Share what you have to offer mentally, emotionally, and physically; you'll develop a long-lasting relationship with someone special. Love is on the rise.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Listen carefully to what's being said. Problems will occur if you aren't precise about what you can and cannot do. Concentrate on doing the best job possible, and avoid unpredictable or unreliable people. Physical activity will relieve stress.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do whatever it takes to boost your confidence or make you feel good, look good, and be your best. Visiting a friend, lover, or relative will bring you closer together. Don't waste time or money. Set a budget, and stick to it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Focus on creating a space at home that is conducive to productivity. A hobby, pastime, or interest can turn into a moneymaker. Present and promote what you have to offer. A partnership with someone you care about will be reinforced.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your main interest should be on making partnerships work. Change your home environment if it isn't conducive to what you want to achieve. Expect confusion or delays while traveling. Don't fold under pressure.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Get together with old friends, or visit a place you haven't experienced for a long time. The memories you resurrect will remind you of old goals you can incorporate into new opportunities. Invest in something you want to pursue.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Pay more attention to your surroundings. The people and places around you will make a significant difference to the way you handle your personal and professional life. Love is in the stars, and it should influence a lifestyle choice you make.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do your part, but don't overdo it. Participating is one thing, but being taken advantage of is another. Disagreements will develop if you don't set boundaries. Equality is a must if you are going to work in conjunction with others.

 

 

 

 


Advantages of Landfill fire:

• The odor of burning garbage drowns out the overpowering aromas of patchouli oil and clove cigarettes left over from Arts Fest.

• It keeps the firefighters occupied, finally freeing up some space in the mustache-wax aisle at the greengrocers for the rest of us.

• If you live downwind from this disaster, the family dog is off the hook as flatulence scapegoat.

• The thick plumes of smoke obscure our little Gomorrah from the leering eye of any authoritative deities who peer down from above.

• While we're at it, any invasive and/or nosy extraterrestrials would be similarly thwarted, or at least inconvenienced. Take that, ALF and the aliens from *Aliens*.

• Many people forget that a fire can simply be part of the natural life cycle of a huge pile of shredded, vulcanized rubber.

• Providing a much needed shot in the arm to flagging local asthma-inhaler sales.

• It gives local news anchors the chance to haze (ha!) upstart cub reporters by sending them to provide live updates from the smoldering mess.

• Local authorities can make monetary lemonade out of this lemon by charging summer tourists admission to see "Iowa City's longest continuously burning pile of refuse (often imitated; never duplicated)."

• It's much more interesting and exciting than a fire at the recycling center.

— Will Hartman is working on a tag line.













 
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